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@pumpkin-mines
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when they dig up my bones they will find me dyed pink by artificial strawberry flavoring
if there are typos no there arenāt
council hit me with a rolled up newspaper. Itās not nice to trick old people
Sure you love Jake English but are you āimagining your love childā levels of in love with him?

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just fucking around
Saw this on the discovery channel, is this normal?
What a cutie
Proving again the less dirk genes you have the better off you are
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Will you ever reopen your Etsy shop again?
yea, when Iām able to keep up with it again
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people don't have twitter but still got a need, I understand. The rules are the same: this is a 18+ account do not approach if you are under that number
as it's on IG there's a nonzero chance it will get taken down, until then you get censored/cropped smut
have you considered just directly posting it on rule34?
I'm not a trendsetter
Wait are you actually a single parent?
is anyone actually anything
I donāt have anywhere else to say this but my red flag and dumb dirkjake confession is that I didnāt care about them in canon and then I read the epilogues and got obsessed with their dynamic.
I feel like thatās literally the opposite to what I hear from others and I see where theyāre coming from. Dirk is so demeaning about Jake, who acts even more pathetic than in canon and itās heartbreaking to see that they donāt work it out despite the soccer of it all šš.
But I feel like their love is somehow almost stronger there? Itās in the way Dirk so aggressively writes jake off and carefully narrates around him but is obviously Not Okay about it. Or how even the most demeaning, ooc version of bgd still inspires Jake to take charge and leave a bad situation. But also they dont fucking talk and when they do itās not nice at all and ugh I wanna put them both into a salad spinner.
Anyway everyone loves toxic yaoi but then balks when the yaoi gets a little too toxic?? Come on, all the best parts of dirkjake are there itās just⦠spicierā¦
(Also this is not meant as an endorsement of the epilogues theyāre not fun and actively punishing to read Iām being all glib and sarcastic here but I felt empty for days afterwards and itās why I started reading fics so very valid of anyone who donāt wanna touch that shit with any length of pole those content warnings are very real and somehow even worse than I thought ššš)
you are a strange and fascinating bug who should maybe talk to somebody more capable than I in matters of the heart

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For those who don't have a twitter account, fo you post your NSFW art somewhere else?
yes and no, I take the 18+ thing real seriously and unfortunately there are not a lot of places a I know of that can limit over access. I had something happen like a year ago now that made me real sensitive to who has access to my NSFW stuff so I crack down on it hard.
However,I DO have a patreon thatās basically all DirkJake smut, itās behind a paywall though so I understand if you donāt wanna look there. I also technically have a bluesky but I forget about it.
Anyway if anyone has sites who wonāt kill me for showing a breast or two lmk
I love how you don't shy away from giving Jake body hair, including back hair
itās because Iām gay