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alt calliope marrying the geico gecko
Thatās a funny idea but I literally have not read a single page of the epilogues so, you get this instead
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YES!!! JAKE HAS BRAIN DAMAGE!!! akjdkdjdhf
(Its like you read the comic or something)
Jake is such a fucking fascinating character, he really is. He's useless on one hand, because he *chooses* to be
But he's very competent!
I like the idea that, the older he gets (past the end of the comic and no I'm not talking about the epilogue), he becomes more comfortable with discomfort and maybe starts to feel more at home in his own skin
Whereas Dirk is just... a mess. Always lol I love him dearly, but he's a mess
Itās been a while since I read the comic so I could be misremembering (though I doubt it, I was taking notes and Iām always right) but Jake was never really lacking in confidence, the problem was it was fed by his relationship with Dirk, before during and after they dated, and it relied heavily on his ability to manipulate others.
What he needs is to be far from people, with his only connection to them being limited and on his terms. Youāre right though, he isnāt comfortable with being uncomfortable, I donāt think heād ever want to be at ease with it but I think he could pretend to be.
Dirk is sooooo messy and emotional but heās successfully done the man thing of branding anger as ānot an emotionā. Telling everyone how cool and unbothered you are doesnāt make it true, heās a thespian at heart, its embarrassing
I'm sorry, I hope you don't mind me continuously bothering you, but its been a minute since someone has had some genuinely good takes on DirkJake (and their characterization, I'm sorry but Jake *is not stupid* lmao he just pretends he is to avoid.... everything)
This is enrichment, I am enriched
Not a bother at all, keep em coming.
If Jake as as stupid and oblivious as people thought he would not draw Dirks intrest, he just can't do stupid.
He's avoidant, a liar, and a manipulator, and I love him with all my heart.
Also Jake as fucking brain damage everyone seems to ignore

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God DAMN
That jake is
I don't have words
I can see why he makes you blush
What do you think his relationship with Dirk is like? (Any Dirk, if it so pleases you)
Bad
rambling nonsense below
Could you... maybe make a doodle of your ult Jake? š
I'm curious why he makes you blush (other than the fact that its *Jake*)
And maybe Dirk for shits and giggles
Prepping for this years artfight, if youāve got any human characters that have been up for a while with no attacks send em my way :) mwah
Jake puppy for dirk kitty to play with? Biting his tail and other cat activities
Heās coming, it took me like 3 days to do the dirk kitty page so be patient
Do you have a favorite version of Dirk and/or Jake you like to draw?
Like alpha vs ult Dirk or Grandpa Harley vs Young and spirited Jake English? lol this is a weird ask sorry
I like drawing Jake happy and sassy, I donāt exactly have his design down pat but I do enjoy every version of him, habit has me drawn towards his younger (20 something) version though so for simplicity sake Iāll say that, though my nonsense Ult Jake makes me blush
I wish nothing but pain on every version of Dirk Strider. Ult dirk is the best to draw because heās pathetic and worthless and greasy and itās all his fault.

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What's your preference; Dirkjake beating each other bloody
Or dirkjake disgustingly sweet with each other?
(Or maybe both? š)
I think their level of sweetness is unnatural to those that grew up even semi normal, what is sweet and cute to them makes them freaks of nature among their peers.
They would beat each other to goo and Jake will lick thier wounds and while Dirk would fucking hate it his heart would be beating double time
maybe
grandpa harley bein a slut
whatever that means to you (i just really love your harley design so much it makes me ill)
Just kidding here you go
maybe
grandpa harley bein a slut
whatever that means to you (i just really love your harley design so much it makes me ill)
My bit for the HS pet zine from a few months back, want more? Check it out below
The most homestuck and pet and zine ever
Ultdirk in drakes awesome victim hoodie
Disturbing implications

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never be mistaken I hate Dirk Strider but heās pathetically easy to draw. Proof below.
zombie dirk doodle with an idiot screw horn Unicorn style