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oh im so cooked

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What a cutie
Proving again the less dirk genes you have the better off you are
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Will you ever reopen your Etsy shop again?
yea, when Iām able to keep up with it again
rules below, the slots are limited, DM me here or on discord if you're interested

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people don't have twitter but still got a need, I understand. The rules are the same: this is a 18+ account do not approach if you are under that number
as it's on IG there's a nonzero chance it will get taken down, until then you get censored/cropped smut
have you considered just directly posting it on rule34?
I'm not a trendsetter
Wait are you actually a single parent?
is anyone actually anything
I donāt have anywhere else to say this but my red flag and dumb dirkjake confession is that I didnāt care about them in canon and then I read the epilogues and got obsessed with their dynamic.
I feel like thatās literally the opposite to what I hear from others and I see where theyāre coming from. Dirk is so demeaning about Jake, who acts even more pathetic than in canon and itās heartbreaking to see that they donāt work it out despite the soccer of it all šš.
But I feel like their love is somehow almost stronger there? Itās in the way Dirk so aggressively writes jake off and carefully narrates around him but is obviously Not Okay about it. Or how even the most demeaning, ooc version of bgd still inspires Jake to take charge and leave a bad situation. But also they dont fucking talk and when they do itās not nice at all and ugh I wanna put them both into a salad spinner.
Anyway everyone loves toxic yaoi but then balks when the yaoi gets a little too toxic?? Come on, all the best parts of dirkjake are there itās just⦠spicierā¦
(Also this is not meant as an endorsement of the epilogues theyāre not fun and actively punishing to read Iām being all glib and sarcastic here but I felt empty for days afterwards and itās why I started reading fics so very valid of anyone who donāt wanna touch that shit with any length of pole those content warnings are very real and somehow even worse than I thought ššš)
you are a strange and fascinating bug who should maybe talk to somebody more capable than I in matters of the heart
For those who don't have a twitter account, fo you post your NSFW art somewhere else?
yes and no, I take the 18+ thing real seriously and unfortunately there are not a lot of places a I know of that can limit over access. I had something happen like a year ago now that made me real sensitive to who has access to my NSFW stuff so I crack down on it hard.
However,I DO have a patreon thatās basically all DirkJake smut, itās behind a paywall though so I understand if you donāt wanna look there. I also technically have a bluesky but I forget about it.
Anyway if anyone has sites who wonāt kill me for showing a breast or two lmk

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I love how you don't shy away from giving Jake body hair, including back hair
itās because Iām gay
come on girl make it rock, come on, donāt make it stop
hi I'm obsessed with your interpretation of Brain Ghost Dirk, I had to tell you.
I loooove bgd, heās my favorite splinter, the only good Dirk. I love the idea that as Jake gets worse so does he, thatās probably not what you meant but itās been my always
I was not arguing with you at all, I was explaining stuff about the satyrs because you said you havenāt read hsbc, but ok! No need to be rude.
No man I was having fun too, thanks for telling me. It was like, a cute little back and forth, you made me wanna read it again
interesting! Thank you for answering!! I like the perspective of dirkās trans appearance just becoming part of the satyrās society as a way to commemorate their creator. Cool stuff :)
also, I was not confusing sex and gender, I was just stating a fact! all satyrs are biologically male and nymphs are biologically female. Thereās a transmasc nymph, Delāfi, and obviously gender wise he is a guy, but nymphs are still all the same biologically. Also a satyr who is most likely transfem in some way, but we havenāt met them yet.
and yes, dirkās society is in fact NOT STRAIGHT. Satyr relationships typically come in trios: one is a housewife/cheerleader there to support the other guys and keep the relationship stable, one is a leader there to guide the others, and one is just there to fuck shit up and keep stuff interesting. also, mpreg. They havenāt fully explained how yet, but the satyrs can get pregnant. Also they have menstrual cycles. So dirkās transness definitely became integrated into their society!
one interesting thing is that the nymphs donāt have periods like the satyrs do, and one of the nymphs was straight up making fun of Swiss for his āhormone-crazed ramblingsā. The whole interaction just felt like it existed to canonise Dirk as transgender to be honest, because thereās literally no way he made a society of men who are victimised for having these qualities without it coming from his own experience.
sorry for the long ramble!!
Long way of sayin Iām right, thank you <3

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"I don't care about Jane" is the most real thing tbh
Also, woo! We're the same age lol
jane suck big ass
I donāt mean to come off as rude, I am just purely curious if thereās any specific reasoning behind it ā why do you depict Swiss as a trans guy when heās evidently not? Cause the deltritans live in a world where their species and sex are the same thing (like, nymphs are biologically female and satyrs are biologically male), so obviously Swiss wouldnāt be trans. Do you have any reasoning for headcanoning him as such, or do you just like to depict trans people in your art? I donāt think theres anything wrong with it btw, Iād just like to know if thereās any reasoning behind it! :)
my reasoning is because why the hell not