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However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

Doctor: *has a doctorate in English Lit* I’m sorry, it’s a little more challenging than we thought. We analyzed your imagery, and it appears that you symbolize the fleeting nature of the American dream

assuming you’ve got either a college degree or baseline normie work experience (i did backstock at Victoria’s Secret and Target), don’t be afraid of temp/employment agencies

in both my first office job straight out of college (selling refurbished telecom equipment to the government) and my current job (financial data analysis for a laser hair removal company), temp agencies hooked me up with jobs i never would’ve known existed and fought on my behalf to get me better pay than i could’ve gotten on my own, and then the quality of my work (unfortunately yes this matters) led to the companies hiring me as a full time employee within a month or two

as for getting recognized and promoted once you’ve actually landed the job, my professional advice is always “under-promise, over-deliver”. is this project going to take you 4 days of actual work? tell your boss it will take 2 weeks, finish it in 10 days (more time than you need), and you still look like you used your unique skills to solve a problem ahead-of-schedule

But if you want to show up and half-ass it without knowing that you have to do all the work, I am not going to take you very seriously when you say “therapy doesn’t work on me.” You can’t just show up for a few months, do none of the work, and expect to be cured. No medicine works if you do not take it, buddy.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)