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Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

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prokopetz

Level 1: The text supports a transgender reading of the protagonist.

Level 2: The text supports a transgender reading of the author.

Level 3: The text supports a transgender reading of the reader.

cannibalcaprine2

were--ralph

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

were--ralph

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

were--ralph

Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again

were--ralph

dogpuppy

afloweroutofstone

Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop

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nutongzhi

hotvampireadjacent

Insane

sludgebitch

this thing contains the divine spark. it evolved from ancient ungulates like whales did

electronicdwarf

This thing is climate change incarnate.Stop personifying evil like it’s cute and cares about you

sludgebitch

this thing is my girlfriend and she lets me cum inside unprotected

bark-barkley

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

softwetmoss

And also occasionally by pufferfish

carlosmarcosapproved

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dogpuppy

proletherian-dictatorship

hitler committed suicide exactly 70 years ago

and to all neo-nazis alive today,

phobic-human

74 years ago, happy anniversary

phobic-human

75 years ago, happy anniversary

To celebrate I got a bottle of champagne

phobic-human

76 years ago, happy anniversary

phobic-human

77 years ago, happy anniversary

phobic-human

78 years ago, happy anniversary

phobic-human

79 years ago, happy anniversary

phobic-human

80 years ago, happy anniversary

draconym

Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone

draconym

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

whatdidtimaeustestify

draconym

No apology necessary. As a Homestuck who grew up with this dogphone in my house, I instinctively read the original chatlog in the aggrieved voice of my grandfather answering his office phone with "I better not be on the dog"

jodiefosterwallace

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

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shadowblade8192

xulme

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