Maybe it's the new haircut? It was kind of expensive. But guys don't care about hair.

Maybe it's the new nails. You wanted something a little more dramatic. But no, they care even less about that.

You struggle to think of it. The Subtraction Training really made it harder to think of unimportant stuff. Of course, you still can focus on getting meaningful stuff done -- posting pictures of yourself sucking on your finger on Instagram, dressing good and slutty like a good girl should, and, of course, masturbating while watching videos of huge cocks impaling weak thicc girls.

Why are the boys texting you so much these days?

Here's one now, from Lawrence.

"Hey, Samantha, I heard you like getting pictures."

You open up the attachment, your boobs jiggling a little as you enthusiastically press it. A slightly blurry picture of a huge dick is there, balls hanging low. You text back.

"Oh, wow, Lawrence! This is such a beautiful cock. Do you let good girls suck it sometimes?"

Lawrence texts back immediately. "Holy shit! Um, I mean...yeah, I do. Do you wanna be a good girl for me?"