I would commit public ritual suicide if anyone would give me a good reason to. Everyone that wants me to commit public ritual suicide has dumb and shallow reasons and everyone whose opinion I value & respect, does not want me to commit public ritual suicide. Therefore I will not be committing public ritual suicide in the forseeable future even though it would be cool and I kind of really want to. Sigh .

Is it not enough that you really want to?  Why do things for other people when you can do things for yourself?

You are right. Goodbye

i want u guys to know that the university of sussex is constantly graffiti’d with among us crewmates and that the university keep desperately trying to clean it off but some hero with chalk keeps going back for more. the university sign has a permanent stain on the ‘sus’ of sussex

im getting all sweated. from gaming. boys...come help ok ?

You heard them, i wanna see salt, paprika, cayenne pepper, black peppercorn, and rosemary on the double!!

wwhat arteouy going to do to me.

my inner 8 year old is constantly freaked out at the realization that life is not some special state of matter and i am a mineral being! my insides are red because rust is red! the internal structure my body secretes is made out of the same stuff as cliffs and chalk! i am a wet rock that time tricked into thinking

Supervillain who fixes climate change specifically to boost the earth's oxygen content with the intention of making really large bugs and everybody's just like. Should we do something about that, or

My hero

why do yall wanna kill medieval peasants so bad. i think if you gave a medieval peasant a bite of a cool ranch dorito they would cum instantly. are you mad at me?

one horse here is really hogging the brain cell

REVEAL YOURSELF

I hate that I love these movies for this very reason

This is a good time for a really mean meme I’ve been thinking of

weirdest thing about going from "average height girl" to now "really short guy" is that women really do see me and want to put me in their purse

As a short king i can make distress call that summons nearby MILFS to come rushing over to protect me from circling hawks

Twitter users are defending their right to assume Picasso was a renaissance artist. Tiktok users think watching any film made outside the US makes you a snob. “Replace classic lit with YA and fan fiction” discourse is flourishing. I think we’re just living in anti intellectual times.