girlblog for boys

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

We can also fuck nasty or whatever

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

holy fuck

happy one year to bedtime yaoi

Thought this was one of those artifacts they use to try and prove that aliens exist and built Machu Picchu but it's very clearly concrete and not sedementary stone.

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

having sex with a girl is all abt learning her attack patterns. or else

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

can i make a post

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

@geothefafa we desperately need an update with a picture of Garcia

THATS HER!! I'm dying laughing that we completely forgot her lore and just made an oc based on this dr pepper can promotion. I'm glad she really did it though! We may have been facing the wrong way but we were rooting for her the whole time ❤️

So when they ask who Dr. Pepper is? And Does Dr. Pepper have a Doctorate? You bet your sweet bippy- It's Dr. Padilla-Rodríguez