girlblog for boys

i hear they're putting pussy in arizona green tea lately

today i rang up a customer at work for $13.36 and i said with such genuine cheer "uh-oh! two years before the plague hit England, if anyone cares!" and i watched the customer's eyes as they were clearly taken aback and then tried to pretend to be interested at all. they made such a valiant effort. they were like I don't wanna damper this guy's plague enthusiasm. They said, very awkwardly, "haha, uh-oh!"

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[Image description: A tweet by Zweil @/somethings_awry with a photo attached. The tweet says "He's found the cozy spot I specifically created for him. I hold the power of relaxation in the palm of my hand. Get manipulated into comfort you absolute FOOL." The photo is of a ginger cat laying comfortably in a cat bed placed in a cube of a square shelving unit. End ID.]

Constantly humiliated

(flirting) i could be your problem

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."