eyeballs to entrails, my sweet

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

ohhhhhhhh wait i'm just trying to pour from an empty cup again LOL

i hope i never get described as gormless. i couldn't ever fathom being without my gorm

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over