No

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

*sees fog* holy shit. silent hill

Just ask her out bro, the worst she can do replace the calcium in all your bones with lithium. What's the worst that can happen, other then you end up with battery bones? You've got nothing to lose except your calcium bones

A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT

We’re talking terashits. We’re talking megafarts.

we’re talking petaflips. we’re talking millipedes. we’re talking antipodes. forget what I just said. forget everything you know. we’re talking betterhertz. we’re talking biggerbits. we’re talking. isn’t this nice? keep talking with me. forget we’re talking. we’re talking gigafucks.