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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Reblog to tell the person you reblogged it from that they are really cool.
NATASHA ROMANOFF & STEVE ROGERS' (NAME) in the MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE (2008â)
She was amazed to discover that when he was saying, 'As you wish,' what he meant was, 'I love you.'
The Princess Bride (1987) dir. by Rob Reiner
go zoey, go zoey, go zoey
THERE IS A FULL VERSION OF THIS! WITH SOUND! WITH SINGING! I NEED YOU ALLLLLLL TO GO ENJOY IT i'VE WATCHED IT 8 BILLION TIMES
zoey... #kpdh #polytrix #kpopdemonhunters
SO GOOD

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July is going to put you gently on it's wing and carry you off to tender and beautiful adventures
i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone
Be My Friend and gain access to top hits such as
wild mood swings
constant need for attention
hearing about All my problems
crying
having my latest hyperfixation explained to you in excruciating detail
forgetting what I'm doing every 5 seconds
What a beautiful thing to be someone a friend feels safe to be vulnerable with
how dare you turn my self-deprecating midnight rambles into a hopecore positive post
Get hoped
all engineers are brothers (found attached to a steamship's engine):
1. 'The Squeak' apparently is originating from the Low Pressure (LP) valve. This is a large "D" slide valve with a lot of metal to metal contact. 2. We have inspected the valve, seat and LP cylinder and piston numerous times. We can find no evidence of rubbing, galling, burnishing, or any other sign of metal to metal contact. 3. 'The Squeak' is dependent on engine speed and temperature; as the engine heats up 'The Squeak' increases. Inexplicably, as the speed increases the sound decreases. 4. Suggestions about using WD-40 or needing sewing machine oil are not helpful. 5. If you wish to discuss 'The Squeak' with the Chief Engineer please donate $1 to The Squeak Abatement Fund to aid in construction of a new LP valve. If too many passengers speak with the Chief regarding 'The Squeak', the donation may be diverted to the Chief's beer fund.
Iâm in london england, seeing things no one has ever seen before
ACTUALLY though, I have been observing the england pigeons and Iâm ready to make a statement
their ceres (the white part of their beak) are larger than Canadian pigeons. not sure why. also, their bodies are sleeker and longer. this is probably because pigeons back home have to survive -35C winters, so only the hefty round ones survive.
I wonder if the smaller ceres in Canadian pigeons are also a cold adaptation? because itâs an exposed fleshy bit with lots of nerve ending for sensory purposes, so I can see frostbite being a problem. or maybe itâs just that different escaped breeds contributed to the population.
Iâm also noticing a colour I havenât seen back home! VERY dark black (like the left hand pigeon in the photo above). looks like they rolled around in soot. definitely worth the 7 hour plane ride to see these special guys
my humble Canadian pigeons for comparison. they look so orb-like. you could go bowling with a Canadian pigeon, and you could play darts with an English pigeon
Animation I made as a tribute to Louis Wain, both to his art and him as a person, I hope my animations convey how comforting I find his art. Each cat is drawn on paperâ€ïž âI am happy because everyone loves meâ

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not gonna lie i increasingly just find myself thinking... what are single disabled people supposed to do? basically everything assumes that either a) you have never been independent and are fully reliant on caregivers, whether this is parents or a paid carer that you are somehow funding, or b) you have a partner who can look after you, drive you to appointments, pick you up after you've had sedation, advocate for you, be your proxy, do the housework when you're sick, push your wheelchair, be your companion when travelling (e.g. handle the luggage if you're using a wheelchair), etc
and like. first of all even for people with partners that's assuming they're abled themselves and can handle all that. you can't assume that. secondly: what about people who are single, who live alone, who will probably always do so
"get someone to keep an eye on you when you start this new medication" who. "don't over exert yourself" nobody else is going to do the tasks. "this can be a walker or a transit wheelchair so your partner can push you when you get tired" my what
like it's not a coincidence that amatonormativity discussions started / developed in care contexts because it is so often the assumption that intimate partners will fill these needs. but I feel like this is often discussed in the context of "and this is too much to ask and puts too much unpaid labour on the unqualified partner" which is not untrue and needs discussing but like. also. what about people are single, independent adults who are neither emotionally nor geographically close to their siblings etc and are not Disabled Enough to have a paid carer (a group that grows as resources shrink). like are they just fucked then. they're on their own. punishment for failing to be enough of an adult to couple up.
a few years ago i was having a procedure for which i was going to have partial sedation, so they wouldn't let me leave the hospital alone afterwards. even though i would just be getting a taxi from outside the door back to my house
i had to ask my housemate to come to the hospital in a taxi, leave the taxi waiting outside, come inside to fetch me (they wouldn't even let me go from the ward to the taxi even though i could point to my phone and the texts saying that my housemate was outside), and then go back to our house with me. fortunately it was a weekend, so she didn't have to take time off work to do this, but they went on about how she'd have to keep an eye on me for the next day or so
bear in mind that i barely knew my housemate when we moved in together. we had mutual friends but it was an arrangement of convenience
these days i do have nearby friends who own a car, so would potentially be able to pick me up in a situation like this. but they don't live with me. so they wouldn't be able to keep an eye on me overnight as my housemate was assumed to be willing to do. my flat only has one bed in it. like. i don't know. it just seems to be completely beyond their comprehension that somebody could live solo and not just have someone who will look after them?? and this was for a small routine procedure that lots of non-disabled people have, so not even assuming high care needs! hospitals just can't comprehend that single adults exist!
That reminds me of the time I was giving blood and (in addition to my usual fainting shenanigans) there was a concern that the phlebotomist had given me nerve damage.
Trying to get the blood people to understand that I had driven there and that no, I didn't have a partner to come fetch me and monitor me was a flipping task and a half.
It took me over an hour to get out of the centre and I had to promise to call 111 (the non-emergency medical line) if anything happened.... Not sure what they would have been able to do for a tweaked nerve over the phone, or indeed what having a partner there would have achieved...
Armageddon is one of the few DVDs I didnât sell because Ben Affleck on the commentary track is relentless. Below is the clip of the commentary from where this tidbit of trivia came from. Please take a moment to witness the magic.
this is so fucking funny
âaim the drill at the ground and turn it onâ
Iâm in a my vetâs parking lot CACKLING at this non stop litany of logic issues
[random zoerumis - drunken confessions in the snow]
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âRumi, youâreâyouâre drunk!â
Zoey is red from laughter; Rumi is red from a bit too much soju. Itâs snowing as they walk home, side-by-side with clumsy steps that crunch beneath them, but itâs difficult to feel cold with Rumiâs hand wrapped around hers and her lopsided grin, so warm and smitten, chasing away the chill at the tips of her ears.
âAnd youâre ever so pretty.â Rumi says factually, with an ease that makes Zoey grow redder still. âI haveâuhââ Rumi stumbles over nothing, pitching forward a little.
âOh, boy.â Zoey catches her, biting back a smile. âCareful, baby.â
âI haveââ Rumi stammers again, her hands curling into the sleeves of Zoeyâs jacket, then she stops when she tilts her head up, because: âOh.â Sheâs looking at Zoeyâs eyesâthen steals a glance down to her lips. âI got distracted.â
âIâm sure,â Zoey huffs out a laugh. âThe next time Bobby tries to goad you into matching shots with him I am carrying you over my shoulder and walking out of the bar.â
âBut Iâm heavy.â
âAnd cute.â Zoey gives her a little boop on the nose. âLetâs go home, yeah? Miraâs got hot chocolate ready.â
Then Rumi blurts out: âI have a confession.â
That gives Zoey pause. She raises an eyebrow.
âAnother secret,â Rumi begins, words sluggish, though the doting look on her face washes away any worry that might have creeped up. Rumi reaches up to fix Zoeyâs beanie. âKept for more than a decade.â
Zoey blinks at her. âIf I had nickel⊠Iâd have two.â
âWhat?â
âJust a saying, jagi.â Zoey says more carefully now, draping her arms loosely around Rumiâs shoulders. Theyâve stopped beneath one of the street lamps, and under the light like this, Rumiâs ruddy red cheeks and striking eyes are indescribably beautiful. âWhat is it?â
âThe green gummy bears.â
âTheâwhat?â
âTheyâre my favorite,â Rumi looks so conflicted as she says itâand Zoey isâ
âOh my god.â Light, delighted laughter begins bubbling in Zoeyâs chest and out into the frigid night. Rumi pouts as she places her hands on her waist. âOh my godâthis whole time? Youâd always let me have every single one!â
âBut theyâre youâre favorite,â Rumiâs head falls onto Zoeyâs shoulders and she canât help but snuggle into Rumiâs warmth; to press her nose and laughter into the side of her head as they sway togetherâuntil Rumiâs laughing too.
Sheâs sweet. Sheâs so sweetâand has been for years and years and years and Zoey wants to pick her up and wrap her in a little blanket and feed her a million little green gummy bearsâand maybe some electrolytes for that headache sheâll inevitably have tomorrow, andâ
âWe can share,â Zoey finally pulls back so she can cup Rumiâs cheeks, warm from the drinks, or the cold, or the adorable blush. Whoâs to say. âAll I ask is one thing.â
âAnything for gummy bears,â Rumi laughs; brushes their noses together.
âA kiss?â
âI was hoping youâd say that,â Rumi leans in.
And there it is, beneath the taste of liquorâsomething sweet; something tender.
Full trailer for 'Pickmon', an open-world survival game that looks like 'PokĂ©mon' and 'Palworld', except monster capturing is done with âcardsâ
Tell me that's not Link. Blue tunic and everything.
Oh hello Ceruledge
Wait
Roadhog!??

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do you live in seattle (the american city)?
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please reblog to get this poll out of my bubble, i want reach
so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias
hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice