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what bs is she blasting in those cringey ass turtle bluetooth headphones

#leave the angry sleep deprived Zoey alone #do not disturb the Headphone Time #zoey #kpop demon hunters #fanart

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myarmcanfly

Fat Horse No. 28

It’s the year of the horse and I’ve always been a horse girl at heart, so I’m finally taking advantage of the excuse to fill the world with fat little horses! These felted friends are about the size (and shape!) of an apple, and if you happen to have any apples to share I’m sure they’d help you out! This coppery Appaloosa actually has metallic fibers blended into her base color for a subtle shimmer effect to compliment her spots and speckles.

This piece will be part of a herd of fat horses at Furrydelphia, August 7-9th!

elodieunderglass

Thank you so much for sending me this @lavendercasson - what a lovely creature!

#oh...I love her #horse art #soft sculpture

animaltestings

does anyone know how to get what you want when you're the type of person who avoids everything

beatricecenci

Merab Abramishvili (Georgian, 1957-2006)

Dancer

#art

rhymeslosingtime

Batman 2 being a winter movie is the perfect time to introduce a certain cold-theme villain 🥹

rhymeslosingtime

Skiing Joker

#happy tag

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trek-tracks

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

trek-tracks

Any educator who doesn't feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase "Unused York City."

trek-tracks

This is the fifth anniversary of me receiving the paper that contained "Unused York City." With ChatGPT slop invading my classes like original thought-choking kudzu, I now look back on the copy-paste + Spinbot days with a surprising amount of rosy nostalgia.

I was once in the office and another professor called me over. She was teaching a course on global citizenship.

"I can't figure out what this student is writing about," she said. "She keeps using the phrase 'perspiration stores.' Perspiration stores this, perspiration stores that."

I glanced at the paper and read a paragraph.

"Friend," I said. "She's writing about sweatshops."

headspace-hotel

i just spent like 20 minutes scrolling through the notes for examples and I'm screeching with laughter

#incredible

beastsoulart

what if venusaur with tiny rainfrog ass

#pokemon #fanart

wheeloffortune-design

my publisher: Good morning! Huh did you advertise for the pre-sale yesterday? Because we launched twelve hours ago and we already made sales!

me: yeah, i posted on tumblr

publisher: .........tumblr?

me: that's where the gays are.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western)

wheeloffortune-design

update

publisher: And what is your marketing strategy on... tumblr?

me: idk, i shitpost at 2am?

publisher: .....and it works?

me: depends on what the gays find funny at that point in time.

publisher: Could I have a link to your tumblr?

me: .......absolutely not.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western where 50 year old women kiss and murder)

wheeloffortune-design

update!

publisher: I've been looking into tumblr, have you thought of using Blaze to promote your book?

me: NO

publisher: But it seems like an efficient way to get this in front of more eyes-

me: people on tumblr hate Blaze.

publisher: There is no algorithm and you can't pay to promote a post? I don't understand how anyone advertises anything on tumblr.

me: That's the best part. They don't. They can't.

(trying to make him understand that we do not control the attention. We just have to show something shiny and gay enough and if people are interested, they'll reblog.)

(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a deconstruction of the colonialist cowboy mythos dressed up as a sapphic romance.)

wheeloffortune-design

update with picture of a pet!

This is Cosmos, my publisher's dog.

He barks at my publisher's phone notifications. So every time a book is sold, Cosmos barks.

It's been days.

I think you guys would love to know that when you buy a book, a dog barks in Vancouver, Canada.

(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a story where women help women bury the body of your abusive husband.)

n3bulas-and-satelites

@thebibliosphere @pangur-and-grim

thebibliosphere

Well, that’s one book waiting for me when I get back home! Also, please tell your publisher Cosmos is the goodest dog 💖

#books #might buy the ebook...

weepycat

my brother sent me this photo of his cat and i’m gonna lose my mind. he looks like a kingdom hearts character

weepycat

i swear to god. every time he sends me a text about this fucking cat, i feel like i’m gonna die

#cats

shifgrethors

i love that a good 75% of binturong photos are of them sleeping on a tree branch in this exact pose. he’s straight up chilling, dude. he’s living his best life, smelling like popcorn with a two foot long prehensile tail.

april-december

@elodieunderglass

#tagging you because I remember the binturong daemon #animals

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hometoursandotherstuff

#cat art

gumi-megpoidd

did you have to use that photo for that

gumi-megpoidd

i mean good on them...? still paired with that image thats uh. interesting

gumi-megpoidd

laura-the-swarming

I respect the fuck out of this. The whole site is trying its hardest to go against every selling point the dog robots have as its selling points.

The dog robots are supposed to be autonomous, threehalves is explicitly only for being piloted by a human. The giant horns make it difficult for this machine to enter through doorways, and that is the point. Coupled with the built-in weak points, it is very easy to disable this thing, so it can't be used by the police or the military effectively.

OP alluded to how unsettling the machine looks, and I believe that it was a concious decision; the robot dogs have garnered sympathy due to their apperance, which makes it easier for the police to morally justify their use. This thing? You're not gonna get many people to sympathise with it. The only people who would are monster and-or robot fuckers, and I believe these circles generally understand that a machine cannot be trusted (though of course many would willingly approach it for pervert reasons (positive) knowing full well it's a bad idea).

dingbatblr

oh yeah i saw everyone on tiktok freaking out about "if it can't harm humans why does it come with instructions to kill it" it's a safety feature in case of an emergency or malfunction where it needs to be quickly deactivated. "why is it so big and demonic why does it look like that" it's a safety feature so it can do dangerous labor and so you don't feel bad about killing it. "it was designed not to be able to follow you through doors?? why the fuck would it do that that's scary" it's a safety feature so you can't get cornered or have the person piloting it misuse it. "it doesn't have hands but it can attach CHAINSAWS to its limbs???" it's MADE TO WITHSTAND WILDFIRES IT'S NOT GONNA USE IT ON YOU "this thing gives me such bad vibes i do not trust it" GOOD!!! IT'S A ROBOT!!! IT IS A TOOL!!! IT'S A REALLY BIG AND COMPLICATED MACHINE THAT IS DESIGNED TO GO IN DANGEROUS ENVIRONMENTS WHICH WOULD MEAN IT COULD POTENTIALLY MALFUNCTION! USE YOUR BRAIN!!!

admittedly i do think that picture of it standing in the doorway with glowing white eyes is like comically frightening but it's SUPPOSED to be so you don't feel bad for it or approach it

#robots

escuerzoresucitado

nhsweetestshieldintheworld

@biggest-coolest-mantis

LOOK

#cats #kittens #cute

occupy-gallifrey

Neolithic Pig-Shaped Pot, c. 6.000 years old. Collection: Jiangsu Provincial Museum, Nanjing, Pottery and Porcelain Gallery

#ceramics

herpsandbirds

Baltimore Oriole (Icterus galbula), male, family Icteridae, order Passeriformes, WI, USA

photograph by Michael Lohre

#birds

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thesevenumbrellas

Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

thesevenumbrellas