Seize The Gay

If I had this setup I’d wake people up while they’re tied to a chair and have this play once they’re fully awake

Never before have I seen anything that is so much.

i support bi rights. but more relevantly i support bi wrongs

its december third and i just gotta ask all of you one question

WHY WEREN’T YOU AT THE ELF PRACTICE ZOOM CALL?!?!

I wanna be one of the KFC workers in the Pentagon. What is that like. Imagine having that level of security clearance so you can make people chicken on their lunch breaks. When Marx talked about praxis this is what he meant. Does the Pentagon KFC hit different? Imagine being 16 and getting to tell your friends that you work in the Pentagon after school. I want to boil myself in the Pentagon KFC deep fryers

Metal Gear Solid wishes it was the level of military criticism that the existence of the Pentagon KFC is

KFC tastes noticeably different in different countries because it has to accommodate things like halal in muslim countries, which begs the question of what exactly is in their north american fried chicken recipe that doesn’t make it halal. What do they put in the Pentagon KFC chicken. Do they put the stuff that made Malcolm the middle in it

I should be allowed into the Pentagon to slurp up the delicious sultry spices their KFC keeps in the meat locker

essence of ronald reagan

going delirious on the thought of ronald reagan pentagon kfc. i want to live deliciously.

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I SWEAR TO GOD YOU FUCK WITH ME AND WE'LL BOTH GET CLOSED CASKET FUNERALS

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

Is no one gonna elaborate?

Ben Shapiro is a week away from posting something like "cancel culture has gone mad. my wife left me and took the kids"

Like to charge reblog to cast, y'all!!

I wish more people got this because some ‘low-empathy’ people are the most compassionate and sympathetic in the universe, and I hate it when that’s taken to mean ‘unfeeling and probably hostile’ when nothing could be further from the truth

Sympathy: that sucks bro empathy: I feel that compassion: want me to send you some puppy and kitten pictures to make you feel better?

Posts like this make me feel so much better. It always seems like society treat responses to others pain as though empathy is the most important kind. I am around 85% compassionate and this post helped me not feel like I am a monster because of that for once.

how many times do i have to tell you! before you can test for your muppet license, you need to get your learner's kermit

I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!

Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.

I love this so much

SIGH

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

how does this get even worse

Quiet everyone the USA citizens learning there's other languages and countries outside of the USA