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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
cherry valley forever
Cosmic Funnies
The Bowery Presents
EXPECTATIONS
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Noah Kahan
occasionally subtle

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The Villain

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I’m crying, @thelittleredheadedmusician made me a Custom Fit moodboard for my birthday LOOK AT IT. ITS SO PRETTY.
i’m always a slut for a christmas au
“i know we hate each other but it’s christmas eve and your flight was cancelled please come inside”
“i got you for secret santa so i got you this really expensive but sentimental gift that you’ve always wanted, hoping you’ll never find out it’s from me - and that i’ve been in love with you 1234567 years” SNOWBALL FIGHTS
“hi we’re neighbours and omg are you alright i could smell cooking burning - whoaaa now that’s just embarrassing? step aside i’ll handle this”
person a seducing person b into taking a few steps back/backing them against the wall (”oh look, how did that mistletoe get right there????”)
“you’re in the hospital for the holidays so i came in while you were sleeping to decorate your room i love you merry christmas”
“YES I BOOBY TRAPPED THE PRESENTS BECAUSE YOU DO THIS EVERY FUCKING YEAR”
“i live below you and i was minding my own business watching the snowfall out the window WHEN I SAW A BODY FALL ARE YOU REALLY PUTTING UP CHRISTMAS LIGHTS NOW”
I KNITTED YOU A JUMPER
MY MOM KNITTED YOU A JUMPER
“we’re strictly ‘platonic’ but we’re snowed in omg we’re gonna have to repopulate the earth”
“i slipped on ice outside your house and you ran out barefoot to help me quick let’s get inside under a blanket”
“’it’s a wonderful life’ aww it sounds so cute babe sure we can watch it! *30 mins later* “YOU MONSTER”
“we were playing in the snow and you suddenly tackled me to the ground and now…we’re just…staring… at each other…”
“YOU DON’T LIKE MARSHMALLOWS IN YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE? WHY DO YOU HATE LOVE”
TREE DECORATING (bonus points if one of them is doing it completely wrong omg why am i in love with you)
“we took our kids to santa’s workshop and they both wished we would get together” FRIENDS AU - “our christmas party turned into a tropical theme because the radiator is broken and it’s hotter than hell in here - damn you look good without a shirt i never noticed before asgdhfjgkhl”
“we’re co workers who hate each other but you had too much to drink at the staff christmas party and admitted your love for me i don’t know how to act around you now”
DRUNKEN CAROLLING (”that’s not a thing” “oh yes it is”)
TEACH ME HOW TO SKI (lol jk i know how you’re just so fucking cute)
“there’s a storm and omg i’m losing signal are you okay?? hold on let me drive 489432 miles to get you the night before christmas”
PULLING YOU IN FOR A KISS WITH A SCARF
“i did that annoying thing where i put loads of smaller boxes inside one big box and you’re getting really mad but you don’t know that the ring is in the smallest box and i can’t wait to see your face”
I think I manifested Jeremy Jordan as Jay Gatzby y’all.
HOLES (2003) dir. Andrew Davis
“they had holes in Shia LaBeouf?”

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why am i just now realizing that Dan Povenmire made a fictional city and named it fucking DANville
Who's More Iconic?
The Avengers
The Furious Five
This would fix me
Should I draw a vanilla extract sexyman?
Yes
No
Vanilla Extract
Here he is, ready to to cause chaos
Here you go, @ratcowboy69:
His eyes are black like bottomless pools of vanilla extract (He's just opening the bottle with his teeth. Do not drink vanilla extract)
I see a few people in the notes are (fairly) a bit grumpy about the interviewer seeming to press the issue, so if it helps: that’s Russell Howard, a comedian. The show is about him interviewing kids on adult issues because he finds them interesting, which he then takes very seriously. He’s digging into her stance both to explore it more, and to allow her to be funny in response, which she was. The kids love it, because he’s funny but also respectful and takes their answers seriously

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These photos were taken a few seconds apart.
ahhh how majestic
This man graduated high school at 16 and then graduated with an architecture degree early as well.
No man is immune from hubris
I like your shoelaces
Thanks, I found them in my desk!
you know he sniffed a dirt
Nick Offerman Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions –WIRED, 2020
me, at 2 pm, when the stores are open: you don't have any little treats in the house. if you want a little treat later, you have to go to the store and buy one now.
me: *does not go to the store*
me, at 9 pm, when the stores are closed: tweat? 🥺 no tweats for me? 🥺🥺 cries 🥺 cries for one thousand years 🥺🥺🥺

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thank god tumblr doesn't show us the number of people who viewed a post...i like to pretend everyone is suddenly offline when i post
hey im curious
fic writers: do you reread your own work?
yes :)
no :(
feel free to rb & explain your answer in the tags!