Fragole con Panna

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins