Night's The Only Time Of Day

all of my opinions on jack kelly are correct i understand him

there's a woman i know from undergrad who has gone viral on tiktok a couple of times, she's an aspiring improv comic who also does short-form comedy and she's genuinely very funny. now obviously i'm at an advantage bc i know her personally so i know she's joking but it sends me every time when i see somebody pulling up one of her videos as an example of like. kids these days are so fucked. guys she's kidding. that's a skit. she knows apple pay is real money she's literally a comedian telling a joke.

undercover boss kylo ren is still one of the funniest snl skits in my opinion. and i don't even like kylo ren.

when i was in undergrad i had a friend who was big into insane clown posse and juggalo culture and one time she got super super high and listened to her favorite album and then the next morning she sat down next to me and told me about it. and then she said "and it sounded like shit. is that what everyone else hears?" and we had to be like yeah tess. sorry. that is what everyone else hears.

i had a dream last night that i watched the finale of breaking bad (i have not seen a single episode of breaking bad) (it ended with walter about to turn himself into jail while his wife and two daughters got ready to fake their own deaths in a fire) (instead one daughter stepped on a used sharp and dissolved into yellow goo, the wife actually died in the fire, and the true end of the series was walt deciding not to turn himself in and instead run away to mexico with his surviving daughter)