Night's The Only Time Of Day

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

Also good for artists drawing with pencils/on a tablet/with a pen!

Also good for writers

And crocheters (that word looks wrong)

Say hookers coward

Movement nudge! More hands!

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

many have said this better but İ Really don't see any need to bring back the term sex change. a sex change changes your sex as long as the system that upholds and reproduces the categories of sex recognises a sex change as such. living in germany for seven years and then handing in the necessary paperwork changes your nationality to german but if the legal apparatus changes that we can argue about being materially german until we're blue in the face, it won't matter. if we do it long enough though we might reach a point where we've accidently convinced ourselves germanness is an innate quality that one ought to desire and reify, rather than the result of violent border drawings where there ought to be none

and obviously, transfeminist theorising that prioritises trans womanhood to the exclusion of all of transmisogynised positionalities is directly downstream of this line of reasoning. within eyesight, even

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

#You guys are so mean #I got no friends on tumblr to help me #for gods sake you guys got a fluffy chicken for a person #but not a single note to let me go to disneyland #hopes and dreams thoroughly crushed

COME ON GUYS SHE NEEDS OUR HELP

I genuinely expected less than 500k but way more notes than this. I laughed out loud when I saw the number

it’s so funny it’s been more than a decade and we are not even fucking close