kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

Zooming in on your nudes so I can see what's on your bookshelf

mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.