gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

may cause eye strain

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

When the tops ass wobbles and you can see flashes of Hole with each thrust. Who said that. okay. James

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

good suggestion

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

it goes without saying:

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

i looooove when a man gets a little flustered when i look at him or touch him like it’s okay bbygirl you’re so cute now giggle a little for me