There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

lesbian porn should kill men if they try to watch it like the ring

I think Elliot Page should be allowed to kill people

*leaves

where are you going

From tumblr mutuals to breeding 🥴😮‍💨

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

they should make a vegetabl that can grope your ass and cum inside of you and get you pregant except oh wait roasted broccoli already EXISTS 🖕

boys need to kiss other boys in order to maximize shareholder value

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer