*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

[looking at my mutuals’ posts] whatever you say beautiful

….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube

Understanding this, is gay culture

I think everyone has seen Lord Of The Rings

I’m putting estrogen in the jet exhaust to crop dust the world with femtrails

ok but this unironically works. talk about how the working class is exploited and you can basically sell full-on marxism to your average republican if you do it right. all you have to do is avoid the words "Marx," "capitalism," "socialism," "communism," "means of production," etc - just use synonyms. say "big business" or "corporate shareholder interests" instead of "capitalists." say "a government that prioritizes the needs of the working people" instead of "socialism." it WORKS. I've DONE it. the hardest sell are usually things like social and racial equity, welfare, things like that, because people have been primed with the racist/classist idea that those things are somehow unfair - but you can get your foot in the door to getting them to buy into those too if you start with class issues. read up on your theory, make sure you REALLY understand your own ideology, because that will enable you to reword it and successfully sell it.