“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

They created the 40 hour work week in a lab just to piss me off

people in the 90s are like 45 now

it’s hard to know for sure

there were so many of them