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ask not for whom poob has it

poob has it for thee

wolf eggs. wolves lay eggs. i promise.

If you ever feel like a loser just remember there are people who are genuinely emotionally invested in the lives of the british royal family

its required that every day you think about women kissing

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.