Awesome. Time to Lie.

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything

Sometimes you gotta fuck a fleshlight with your friends but other times you gotta fuck your friends like a fleshlight, ifyouknowwhatiamsaying

i’m always like there’s no way i can get sexier and i keep getting sexier

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

you must blog like your pussy depends on it

Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass

I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.

Summer will feel like Cocky want boing boing