House of the Divine Machine

when people who want to be vaguely progressive say 'nature' all secular style but it's painfully obvious they mean 'god' while thinking they don't mean god

"natural behaviour" "the natural body" "nature intended" "nature created" no da fuck it didn't

“Culture tends to argue that it forbids only that which is unnatural. But from a biological perspective, nothing is unnatural. Whatever is possible is by definition also natural. A truly unnatural behaviour, one that goes against the laws of nature, simply cannot exist, so it would need no prohibition.” - Yuval Noah Harari

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

Robotgirl who just got a software update that lets it experience erogenous pleasure spending the whole day in it's room touching itself, chasing the new feeling.

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

hey. i heard what the devil on your shoulder just told you to do to me. pervert.

I just had sex with hello neighbor.

the cusp of what?

I don’t know. But it’s looming.

the main issue with problems is that they suck bad. but what if there was an app that let you bet on child surgeries