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i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

Don’t make your younger self into your own dead wife.

Don’t make your older self into a husband you resent. Idk

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

for my cereal

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

Yur E. Coyote. Beautiful lesbian who falls off cliffs a lot. Is that anything

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude