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No reason why the next Overwatch character can’t be a Greek Orthodox priest

this post is so important

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

there will be layoffs

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

We pwned noobs in a hopeless place... we pwned noobs in a hooopeleeess plaaaace

me and my neighbor dug a huge hole in our backyard called the hagrid pit. the goal was to kill hagrid and bury him there

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

Black cilantro margaritas ladies!!!!

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha