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the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

salad is mostly items

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i scrute the milkfish

There’s actually a shitload of hiphop artists rapping about finding hidden artifacts in temples & rooms and it’s not strictly limited to sonic adventure 2

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

my little pony fans left in shambles after creator lauren faust reveals that the horses names are actually stinky pie, applejerk, and the other pointless cunts.

wait wtf is cream soda

cause when we're creaming and popping...

we’re cropping?

we're peaming

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

Terracotta Girlfriend: *moves half an inch in the dead of night*

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything