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Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that
Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that
Well, are you?. We’re waiting.
There’s a lot to be umami about these days.
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Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that
Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that
Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that
Well, are you?. We’re waiting.
There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

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last week I was deep in the trenches ploughing through work and mid-afternoon realised I'd neglected to open the blinds and the room was a little dim, so I got up to do that and discovered that a car had flipped onto its roof directly outside my flat and the entire street was closed and flooded with emergency service while they dragged someone out of the vehicle and packed them into an ambulance. so now every time I open the blinds I'm a little like the dog with the ham sandwich bush. what the fuck could it be today.
"At last, I am free. I am a ruined vessel of sorrow and regret, but I am free."
all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs
“I’m just doing what I’m told. If I am ordered to remove gold fillings from refugees theeth then that’s what I’ll do”, says police officer Michael Hansen. Just thought I’d add this since not a lot of people outside of the nordic countries seem to have seen it. This is a danish police officer discussing a new danish law that says the police should seize the possesions and money of refugees to finance the integration.
He uh, skipped awful quickly to “stealing gold fillings” didn’t he?
Original Article the image & caption are taken from.
It’s real.
Remember that “just following orders” was a claim made by the nazis who survived World War Two who were charged with warcrimes.
They also stole the gold from people’s teeth.
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

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the op linked the study in the replies & i’ve been skimming it & it’s actually rlly rlly interesting to think abt
https://e1.nmcdn.io/assets/pushkin/wp-content/uploads/imported-files/Wait-theres-torture-in-Zootopia_-Examining-the-prevalence-of-torture-in-popular-movies.pdf
like this sentence from the introduction alone is fucking crazy. “approximately half of adults in the united states think that torture can be acceptable in counterterrorism.” what!
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the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny
random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"
this too is a kingism
one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:
i'm starting a collection
I am cordially inviting all of you to post this in the comments/reblogs of any and every Al post you come across, on any platform. Especially useful for accounts who “teach” people how to use Al.
i cordially invite you to fucking NOT or at least CROP the screenshot or write you own tweet as i am STILL getting insults and death threats from AI bros on a weekly basis and id like to be able to have a normal twitter inbox
really appreciate that, despite what it might imply, or even the risks it could bring them, and has already brought them, honestly, the women in the cast aren’t afraid to be very clear about what the show ultimately depicts in terms of discrimination, and to question it in a way (especially given how none of this seems to have been considered in the slightest, if you look at the producers’ comments)
obviously they’re talking about robby and the writing, not directly about the producers or noah wyle, but the message is pretty unmistakable
and really nice of the wrap to have provided this platform for this topic !

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wild that at least 3 cast members have already called robby’s behavior sexist (sepideh, isa, taylor, and i think supriya said something too but not totally sure)
and it still doesn’t set off a single alarm for that part of the fandom, or for the producers who keep sticking their heads in the sand
just more proof, btw, that those themes weren’t actually thought through
i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way
Joking aside, I hope the bbc takes this as a lesson that relying on nostalgia all the time isn’t a good thing and they actually start to give new people a chance to tell fresh stories.
one of my favorite posts of all time

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How it feels to listen to Lestat explain that incest is normal because Noah's grandkids had to do cousin stuff, so really all of our bloodlines are polluted and we have no room to judge him for having sex with his mother (because of course there's no difference between cousin stuff and parent/child incest), and also vampires are different than humans so really it doesn't count (nevermind that it started when they were both human)(nevermind that this is the same logic Louis used to dismiss his schizophrenia) so actually this is fine (and it's fine that Gabriella walks right over his boundaries every time he tries to set them.)
okay idk if this is because i havent been in a tv show fandom in years but i feel like the iwtv fans are such doomers compared to other fandoms. we're all worried about things that haven't happened yet or things that may not happen like!!! we're 2 eps in lets all have funnnnn (sorry to rant in your inbox xoxo)
Yes, I agree this fandom is very doomery. I do think though, given it's a largely queer fandom, there are a lot of people who have been very burned by queer media and are waiting for the whole thing to go arse-up. There are also probably a lot of queerbait victims and superwholock refugees who are afraid another beloved show is about to fuck them over.
I get it. I truly do. But a lot of people just aren't doing what the show has been asking from the first episode.