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i was playing tf2 and i was talking about how i like mr house in a gay way (as i do) and hitting people with my mr house objector and. then a guy on the other team got on the mic and started talking abt how he loved mr house more than me. and other people got involved and the whole game just devolved into them trying to kill me and take my objector so they could have mr house all to themselves

at one point they guy killed me and managed to pick up my objector and make it back to spawn. he would not come back out for the rest of the match he legit just sat in spawn talking to my mr house objector

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

I forgot to lock in at 4 years old!!! life ruined

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

i think caesar had a full head of hair before the first battle of hoover dam and then he got so mad at joshua for losing he went bald instantly

Posting ocs is so embarrassing. Here's my stupid loser I guess. You can kill me if you want