hug dealer

Say what you will about Reddit but sort by controversial is like one of the best features of all time... Want To See Some Bullshit button

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

curls up in a ball and starts rolling away and just never stops

puppy want a hammer to the head

and maybe i wanna kiss a girl's neck

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

They evolved to handle different prey. the larger crusher claw cracks open ahrder prey like a molar tooth, whilst the smaller pincer claw rips apart soft prey similar to an incisor tooth.

theyre lobsided

oh I see! yay!

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

rice is like a best friend and a lover to me