hug dealer

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

I think I’m missin sum vital organs or some shitt

“Her skin was like chocolate, white chocolate, because she was white.”

“She has skin like the warmest cinnamon, if that cinnamon was mixed with just a ton of cocaine, because she was white”

“To understand what her skin looked like, imagine the richest most fertile earth you’ve ever seen. Now imagine a bunch of mayonnaise on a paper plate, her skin looked like that because she’s white.”

"Her skin shared a shade with the deepest depths of the ocean, never touched by the sun's light, but like if you had a photo of it with an inverted color filter because she was white"

“Her skin was the deep hue of dark oak wood, painted over by someone with terrible taste in interior design, because she was white”

They don't tell you this but horns make for a wonderful perching spot for birds

Strait closed again because the Israelis are way too genocidal and can't stop murdering people