it's not so impossible!

the most crucial aspect of role playing games is that sometimes you get to wear a cute outfit for them

it is vitally important to play role playing games because sometimes you can make people laugh or gasp just by using your words

the world needs role playing games because it lets you imagine and describe a really cool image you thought of

role playing games are so important because you can make your dolls kiss

one of MY favorite things about role playing games is slipping into character so far that you start genuinely responding and thinking differently than you do in real life

did you know? when you play role playing games, you can make something creative with other people in a flow state kind of way

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

going to other people's houses and smuggling their dog out in your backpack and taking the dog home and eating it is punk

Nails hair hips heels ass fat lips real purse full big bills bitch I'm a big deal legs legs face eyes thin waist thick thighs you me you wish new phone who this pussy puss puss give them cunt cunt cunt bitch mama yes god when you pop that tongue bitch this whole club is my runway run bitch y'all 5 4 3 2s I'm a 1 bitch girl what did that girl just say girl ooh girl I don't dance I work work I don't play I slay I don't walk I strut strut strut and then sasshay but I don't work for free that's not the tea hunty so make it rain on me and I might let you see watcha gonna let them see

did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

it's a common misconception that five plus eight is thirteen. actually five plus eight equals the skull