it's not so impossible!

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

Nobody gives a fuck about anyone when youre in whenyoure in new york city

im balls deep in your blog right now and im not pulling out

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!

DIVA ALERT

full updates in replies, thank you so much for the help so far. currently have $320.90 left due on cshapp borrow & the full $218.11 for the monthly loan repymt. focusing on these big bills still bc they're very urgent, cant be put off/late & both due early on june 12th. ill be forced to be mostly offline on the 11th, not allowed to do anything considered sinful to the cult on the "rest day" which includes anything money/bill related. so its really imperative i can pay these both asap please. im desperately trying to salvage my credit so i can have higher chance & hope of one day leaving this cult & abusive family. tysm.

One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible