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Are you still bitter about it sometimes?
yes
no
helpp hellppp we are the flamingo twins and we just fucking FELL OVER
"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

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Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.
Real Name: Prototype jack
Street Name: P.jack
Birthplace: I was built in russiaa
Origin: JUst a guy trying to be a buddy in a world that's been totally screwed over by greed+no mindfulness
Age: 7 years old
Blood Type: Gasoline
Height: 235 cm
Weight: 185 kg
Hair Color: Going bald
Eye Color: Glwoign red when im mad or crazy
Occupation: Robot prototype
Marital Status: Single
Likes: Pre rolls, built jock twunks, orange mad dog
Dislikes: Hate across the world
Hobbies: Thinking about world problems and possible soluions
Fav quote: History isn't written by the losers
do people even call their children squirt anymore
not even sport. not even champ. this is the future we're looking at.
take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore
the problem is 'life sim' has started to mean two different things and people still group those two different things together as if they are one thing. the sims and paralives simply are not the same genre as animal crossing or stardew valley in the slightest, and youre not going to convince me that they are
i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, βgo ahead and take one, bitch.β
he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes βwhat did you just say? how do you know my name?β so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, ββ¦. bitch?β and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.
i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says βgo ahead and take one, mitch.β im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

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every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics
i think the wrist strap is what really pushes this over the edge for me. can't forget about the wrist strap.
He is my princess diana
Iβm actually fucking dying
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i made this fucking dog in spore [2008]

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must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason
fuck it why not