it's not so impossible!

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

Stop buying food and coffee and make it at home. I'm begging everyone.

ok well i filled up my car with gas and got cat food for my cats so idk how this applies to me also the “don’t buy coffee anymore” thing is rlly annoying from ppl acting like buying coffee is the reason ppl r struggling to keep purchases under 20 dollars instead of capitalism inflating prices for shareholders to buy another five houses like. eventually yall gotta stop doing the “no more avacado toast!” thing to ppl bc there is no budgeting that is enough to outrun inflation

i like when wikipedia pages for bands have that little chart at the bottom where you can see how they’ve been ritualistically cannibalizing their drummer every 3-5 years since 2007

the most crucial aspect of role playing games is that sometimes you get to wear a cute outfit for them

it is vitally important to play role playing games because sometimes you can make people laugh or gasp just by using your words

the world needs role playing games because it lets you imagine and describe a really cool image you thought of

role playing games are so important because you can make your dolls kiss

one of MY favorite things about role playing games is slipping into character so far that you start genuinely responding and thinking differently than you do in real life

did you know? when you play role playing games, you can make something creative with other people in a flow state kind of way

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

going to other people's houses and smuggling their dog out in your backpack and taking the dog home and eating it is punk

Nails hair hips heels ass fat lips real purse full big bills bitch I'm a big deal legs legs face eyes thin waist thick thighs you me you wish new phone who this pussy puss puss give them cunt cunt cunt bitch mama yes god when you pop that tongue bitch this whole club is my runway run bitch y'all 5 4 3 2s I'm a 1 bitch girl what did that girl just say girl ooh girl I don't dance I work work I don't play I slay I don't walk I strut strut strut and then sasshay but I don't work for free that's not the tea hunty so make it rain on me and I might let you see watcha gonna let them see