Daughter of Azkaban's most wanted

fred weasley x fem!reader

words: 4,933.

a/n: please leave me some FEEDBACK as this is my first long smut fic and i’d love to know what you think!!

summary: you’ve had enough of freds chivalrous ways and decide to take matters into your own hands.

warnings: SMUT. grinding, dirty talk (?), oral (female receiving) unprotected sex.

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“okay Y/N tell us.” your dormmate dani slurs excitedly from beside you. “how is you and weasleys sex life?”

you blush as soon as her question hits you and the group of girls surrounding you let out drunken, and in your opinion, slightly immature squeals.

it’s a cold friday night in october, which normally meant one thing. a girls night. a chance to catch up on any gossip you’ve missed throughout the week and let your hair down. it was the weekend after all.

however, this coupled up with a few glasses of firewhisky made the girls ask uncomfortable questions and it just so happened that this time they were directed at you.

“oh my!” another giggles. “she’s blushing! what are you hiding Y/N?”

“nothing!” you exclaim and reach forward to pour everyone some more firewhisky in the hopes to distract them.

“you liar!” she leans forwards and prods you in the ribs teasingly.

you make eye contact with another of your roommates, ruby, who’s sitting on the floor against her bed and looking more bored with the conversation than anything. for a second you hope she’s going to butt in and bring up something else.

instead she scoots forward so she’s sitting nearer the group. “i can tell you why she won’t tell.”

all the other girls eyes move to her, giving her the utmost attention they could muster in their tipsy states. even you are listening intently, curious to what she has to say.

“it’s obvious. they’re into all that kinky stuff.”

you had to bite your lip to stifle a laugh. of course she would come out with something like that.

the truth was you had no idea if fred was into “all that kinky stuff.” your sex life was basically non-existant. it wasn’t that you didn’t want to, you did but you were a virgin and fred, although a notorious prankster was a gentleman and he never pushed anything.

the girls erupted into laughter once more, one going as far as to knock over her glass.

“see what did I tell you!” she leans forward, her chin resting on her hand. “give us the specifics then.”

“it’s not that. we haven’t ever done anything like that.” you’re suddenly very interested in picking at the ends of your pyjama bottoms so you don’t have to look at them. “like at all.”

silence fills the room and you hear someone pouring themselves another drink.

“why not?” one asks and you look up to see them all looking at you. you had expected them to be judgemental about it but they all looked rather sympathetic. “you guys have been together for like nearly a year.”

“yeah since the yule ball.” you reply, abandoning your glass and taking the entire bottle of firewhisky instead. “what if he’s not attracted to me?”

“yeah right!” ruby says, voice coming out slightly muffled due to the fact she had started tucking into a box of honeydukes chocolates. “you’re gorgeous.”

the rest of them hum in agreement and silence falls again. you think back to the night before, when everyone had went up to bed and it had left you and fred alone in the common room. one thing had lead to another and before you knew it you were straddling him on the couch, his mouth leaving trails of kisses down your neck. You had felt him then, hard underneath you and even though you had the urge to rock your hips against his the firm grip he had on you had stopped you from doing anything.

“listen.” dani reaches forward and gives you a reassuring pat on the arm. “if you want to have sex with him, just tell him. i bet he wants to but just doesn’t want to make you feel uncomfortable.”

“yeah you’re right.” you smile at her then bend forwards to steal a chocolate.

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Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - BOOK

Dumbledore: This one time, Harry, your father saved Snape’s life.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - MOVIE

*no mention of such event*

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - BOOK

Sirius: Harry, I did this really douchey thing once, and I tried to have Remus kill Snape, but your father heard about it and rushed off to save his life.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - MOVIE

*no mention of such event*

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - BOOK

*Harry goes into Pensieve and sees James and Sirius picking on Snape very unfairly - Lily intervenes - Snape cuts James’s face open - James does a dick move - Lily gets pissed - Snape calls Lily a Mudblood for absolutely no reason whatsoever - Lily leaves them to it - James gears up for another dick move*

Snape: *interrupting* GTFO, BITCH!

Harry: HOLY SHIT MY FATHER WAS AN ASSHOLE! *warm and fuzzy illusions ruined*

Sirius and Remus: What up?

Harry: You guys. My Dad was an asshole.

Sirius and Remus: OMG NO! HARRY, SERIOUSLY! Look, James was an immature prat when he was a teenager and he did horrible things and WE’RE NOT DENYING IT and everyone regrets how they acted back then, but he grew up and became a better person and he was a great man, I swear. And it wasn’t like Snape was innocent because he was really mixed up in Dark Arts and James HATED Dark Arts so much.

Harry: But my Mum hated him omg.

Sirius and Remus: Dude don’t even worry about that it’s cool, she totally didn’t.

Harry: Okay.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - MOVIE

*Harry breaks into Snape’s memory in a way that isn’t really possible for somebody who can’t do Legilimency and sees James bullying the shit out of Snape and being the biggest dick in the world*

Harry: ….. my father was an asshole.

*nobody contradicts him*

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - BOOK

*Harry looks into the Pensieve and sees how Snape was in love with Lily but drove her to abandoning their friendship after becoming heavily invested in the Dark Arts and planning to become a Death Eater, and then finally calling her a Mudblood even though Lily was his only friend, and this is a totally rational reason for Lily to break ties with him and we already know that James Potter was essentially a good guy so it makes so much sense that Lily would fall in love with and marry him*

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - MOVIE

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Number 12 Grimmauld Place is no longer hidden. It sits neatly between Number 11 and Number 13, its wrought iron polished and shiny, its windows clean of dust and grime. Muggles can see it, though they rarely give it more than a moment’s glance; wizards and witches will occasionally approach cautiously to lay down a wreath of flowers, or a handwritten note addressed to The Boy Who Lives Still. Their wary respect is well-intentioned but unnecessary- Number 12 is second only to Hogwarts in the number of protective spells and wards place around it.

It is empty most of the year.

Fall winds blow and disturb no one’s slumber inside. In winter, snow gathers on the steps and railings; the windows remain dark and the curtains drawn. No flowers peek out from the windowsills to celebrate the arrival of spring. 

In the summer, they arrive.

From the outside, there is nothing to unite them. There are loud, boisterous teenagers and shy, quiet children no older than twelve; there are some dressed in the latest Muggle fashions and some whose jeans are patched and worn. They are of all races and ethnicities, all shapes and sizes, from all parts of the British Isles; they can be heard chattering in accents that clash and meld and somehow become harmonious. From the outside, they have nothing in common. But since when has someone’s outside reflected who they really are?

Molly Weasley was the first person Harry told about his idea. She and Arthur help him expand Number 12′s interior, adding bathrooms and reading nooks and bedrooms. Ginny chooses the squashiest armchairs and sturdiest furniture, tracking down bargains with a fierce glint in her eyes. When he realizes he needs an outdoor space, Hermione helps him to link his back door to an empty field. Ron helps Bill put up Quidditch hoops while Neville transplants trees and Hannah stations benches beneath their shady branches. Parvati paints the rooms in swirls of bright colors- green and red and blue and yellow mingle on the walls. 

In the summer, Number 12 Grimmauld Place becomes a refuge for lost children. They are the ones with no home to go to when the term ends, the ones who don’t have someone waiting to pick them up when the Hogwarts Express pulls into Platform 9 ¾. They are the ones whose homes are not safe, who grow anxious as June approaches and spring turns to summer. They are the ones who are no longer welcomed by those who share their blood, who have had to make family out of friends.

Harry Potter greets these students at Kings Cross and he takes them in.

In the summer, former DA members stream in and out of Number 12′s brightly polished door. Luna brings suitcases packed with odd creatures she’s discovered on her travels; the students sit in the sunny field as she pulls them out one by one and tells of hiking up mountains and wading through marshes. Ginny gives flying lessons and organizes Quidditch matches; the Harpies donate their old brooms when they switch sponsors (something that happens far more often than any other team in the league). There is a greenhouse where students with a green thumb can tend their own plots and assist Neville with his herbology experiments. Justin and Hermione drill them on Muggle subjects; Justin teaches algebra, geometry, and basic sciences while Hermione covers history and literature. George always spends a memorable week showing off his newest inventions while Ron drops by almost every evening to play chess. Students entering their fifth year can spend the summer shadowing people in careers that pique their interest; the Trio rarely use their fame for their own gain, but they wield it with fierce determination in the service of others. 

In the summer, these children are fed by Molly Weasley, hugged by Hannah Abbott, told bedtime stories by Luna Lovegood. They can spend all day reading under a tree or playing Exploding Snap in the kitchen or arguing about how best to make a phone work at Hogwarts. They can wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat and make their way down to the kitchen, where Harry will meet them with a mug of hot tea and a listening ear. They can stay in bed on days when the world is too cruel and lonely, when the emptiness in their body is too heavy to bear. They can see others who struggle with it too and realize that family is not limited by blood, that being lonely doesn’t always mean being alone.

In the summer, Number 12 Grimmauld Place opens its doors wide and vibrates with life. It becomes a place where Sirius Black would be welcomed along with Severus Snape, where Harry Potter and Tom Riddle could spend their summers side by side.

In the summer, Number 12 Grimmauld Place becomes a home.

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