Gryffindor Common Room

Snape was fr in his 30s beefing with a prepubescent CHILD … he would have fit in right here on tumblr dot com

Callout post from @/halfbloodprince about the toxic behavior of his new student and how he has to be held accountable for his actions and those of his dead father and imprisoned godfather DNI if you’re going to ask how old the student is or how his parents died

people love to shit on the failings of a classic protagonist in favor of more interesting side characters but what appeals to me about a harry potter is that he’s a huge bitch

the minister for magic will say “sirius black has escaped from azkaban prison” and harry will be like “and what do you want me, a 13 year old with much more serious 13 year old problems (can’t go to hogsmeade), to do about that 🤨?” he’ll have his first kiss with a girl he’s been crushing on for Years and his review? wet. someone will bring up his parents and he will not hesitate to tell them to put their manners back in. umbridge assures her students that voldemort hasn’t returned and he interrupts in front of the whole class with “so, according to the ministry, cedric diggory dropped dead of his own accord?” and he rocks for it.

see this is actually why harry and ginny are good together … two mean hot jocks … and in the 90s ohhhhhhh think of the VIBES … and then they got to be the bitchiest parents at the bake sale together that’s love i fear

does anyone wnt to turn into a creature with me. it does have to be weird btw

And so it begins

The beginning of the end is upon us and i am HERE for it

Me when I spend the majority of my career riding the inertia of a series that ended 12 years ago without producing anything else of note and spend all my free time systemically destroying my own legacy

I know she's going to die wealthier than I could dream of being but I genuinely love that people aren't going to be able to talk about J.K. in the future without bringing up the fact that she was the public figurehead of a hate group. I love that she's stubborn enough to see real consequences.

The only type of “victim” she is is a victim of her own ego and bigotry campaigns. She did this to her legacy willingly.