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Namjoon: …

They added the sound of Jimin yelling to the little duckling hahahaha

I'm dying-

Someone please protect him... Or dress him hahaha. 🐥

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I love this, Jimin being his bratty self, and the members still love him.

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Also, since most girls avoid physical contact with men they’re not related to, please do not hug them, but rather shoo the offender away if you can, or at least escort the girl to a safe place. You can still offer words of encouragement and support. Furthermore, understand that the victim may not be very welcoming towards you because she’ll obviously be shaken, and won’t know where you are coming from. If that’s the case, please still give her something to cover herself (hijab is very important, think of it as someone ripping your shirt off) and stand some distance away until you are sure she’s in safe hands.

I have to share this now.

I work at a tech company. One project had me interacting with a software engineer that kept installing new versions of the project over his previous work, causing us all sorts of headaches. I told him this was the software equivalent of cooking a meal after using the toilet, and he was making us all sick.

Fast forward a bit. I’m coming in to work and pass this individual on the way in to the gowning area/locker room/restroom (we have showers and changing rooms at work). He enters the bathroom area, washes his hands, THEN uses the toilet, and then LEAVES.

I can do nothing but stare disbelieving at his back. What is going on? Does he think the order of the steps isn’t important, as long as he does them? Is he doing this to spite me because of what I said?

The answer is none of the above.

Then they showed me a study about the restroom habits of men complete with bacterial/viral/fungal cultures taken from hands of men who did wash, who didn’t wash, and who claimed to wash but hadn’t actually. It was real gross, y'all. There was a similar study for women but even the women who didn’t wash their hands had less contagion because they were not directly in contact with their genitals.

Yes, numb-nuts, urine is sterile, but your dick is not! Your dick is in your pants with your arse and your fecal matter and your bum sweat nicely incubating bacteria and potentially the eggs of worms you might be carrying that are just waiting to get on your hands and go in your mouth and hatch in your intestines - THAT IS THEIR LIFECYCLE.

I think in general we do a bad job of explaining to children about why we have to wash our hands. Girls just get corrected on it more often.

It’s then fed into by the same attitude that leads to mansplaining - men are encouraged to take a little bit of knowledge, extrapolate from it, and decide they are experts. Hence, boasting about not washing your hands because you have the SCIENCE to know that urine is sterile.

For the project they were growing cultures I guess, so they left the samples to spawn in petri dishes for a while, and mom was impressed by the results. Her petri dish was just normal skin bacteria I guess, but it was by far the cleanest in the class. Because she is a nurse and lowkey germaphobe, so she’s always washing her hands. Mine had some more stuff, understandable because I’m outdoors a lot and getting my filthy filthy hands everywhere (although my keyboard and doorknobs were practically sterile.

But my dad and brothers!! Mom showed us pictures of their cultures compared to ours and it was gross. Mom’s teacher was especially impressed by my dad’s, like his culture was fuckin nasty. The other men in class went much the same way, all the male’s samples were growing some funky things. Apparently that was common and to be expected. Mom’s teacher made that the theme of her lecture for the day, because men just don’t fucking wash their hands. This was a teacher that had been teaching for like 30 years and it became so problem she started actually studying it. 

21 year old coworker: Why?

Me: Because my sweet summer child. When you mix bleach with other chemicals you can accidently create chlorine gas, chloroform, and also give yourself chemical pneumonia!

LMAO SO APPARENTLY SOMEONE THREW MONEY AT SEOKJIN AND HE STARTED COUNTING IT!