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I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

PLS YES

some figure skating fans don’t seem to understand that there’s a political world outside of figure skating which affects figure skating. the ISU didn’t ban the Russians because they’re ’scared of trusova’ they banned the Russians because THEY INVADED A FUCKING COUNTRY. Because THEY’VE KILLED A MILLION FUCKING PEOPLE.

"casual" as an insult is really funny tbh. hey everybody this guy plays games for fun. they like to relax and have a good time

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

The children yearn to be Mewtwo

Using this as a spell to keep tumblr alive at least until this post is accurate

i love it and hate it when a character in a story is so obviously created to be cool and awesome and then i do think they're cool and awesome. like fuck, yeah, ok, they're fucking epic. swag as hell. you got me you coolbaited me ok? i'm coolbaited.