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We duel in the woods!!

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

Hi my name is Vash "Spikey" The Stampede Humanoid Typhoon $$66000000000 Man and I have spiked blonde hair (that's how I got my nickame) with black streaks that symbolize my decay and eventual death and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Millions Knives (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here BECAUSE HE'S DANGEROUS!). I'm not related to Rem Saverem but I wish I was because she raised me like her own flesh and blood. I'm a Plant but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a gunman, and I go to a former colony called Home in an old spaceship where I'm considered family and a friend (I'm 152 years old). I'm a punk (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly leather. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a red coat with long drapey bullet-ridden coattails around it and a black leather crop top, black leather pants and black combat boots. I was wearing my prosthetic arm, my gun holster, black gloves and orange tinted shades. I was walking outside the saloon. It was not snowing or raining because this is a desert planet my brother and I doomed humanity to live on, which I was very guilty about. A lot of bounty hunters stared at me. I showed love and peace to them.

(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of

Im layin in bed like Agent 47

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

if i was in jurassic park i'd be fine because the dinosaurs would love me and therefore not eat me