A long dream.

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

He’s asexual. He’s in pest control. He’s a sex worker. He’s a brotherfather. He’s been in intermittent solitary confinement for 17 years. His evil best friend is in love with him, but not like that. He’ll never pay off his debts. He’s a musical genius who never learned how to notate music. He compulsively writes stories. He won’t add a beheading scene to a wedding. He’s Guylag who slayed the dragon and The Last Poet King and Larbella.

if another FUCKING person mentions the fucking werewolves from twilight I'm going to burn this whole site down and take you all with me

Wizard frog blessings upon you!

We NEED to keep talking about how celebrities are getting too thin. We need to talk about how that is not healthy, how it isnt and shouldn't be a beauty standard. We have to do it for Gen alpha growing up and for everyone else who lived through this once and recovered

i LOVE the idea of "i can't win, but you can lose" in fictional confrontations it is SO fucking tasty. the human nature to self destruct and the human nature to survive by any means necessary combined at its finest.

”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it