A long dream.

"are they looking for a third" in the sense that i'd eat out of their fridge and generally hang out in their home but i wouldn't necessarily want to be included in the relationship #yup #loveless #aroace

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

@sparrowposting

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

[ID from Alt: A digital painting of a long legged unicorn in somewhat altered trans flag colors, a warm purpleish blue, pale ivory, and pink. It has a white rump with pink spots, and a blue body with white on its legs and face. It has a pink mane and tail tuft, and a long horn that mirrors the stripes of the trans flag. Above and blow the horn, in pink and blue, it reads "I'm Alive", a reference to the song "The Last Unicorn" by America. End ID]

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

I saw a wojak in my dream last night