amor et pax

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

if hiphop weren't real its existence would sound like an exceptionally heavy-handed metaphor about racism from a really cringe didactic fantasy novel. yeah the racialized underclass in this society, the one that's constantly derided by the ethnic majority as stupid and anti-intellectual, they have a complex artistic tradition based around improvisational poetry which is sometimes enacted on a competitive basis for dispute resolution. you get judged based on the subtlety of your wordplay and the complexity of your internal rhyme schemes. the dominant group periodically gets mad about how this doesn't count as real art like their own objectively more simplistic music and poetry because sometimes it has swears in it

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

@saintcolumbiformes

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]