amor et pax

don’t know what the world cup is but if you’re in the us because of it i’ve got some advice for you: The cup you Really wanna be focused on is Big Cup. specifically Big Cup of Big Beverage. you’re gonna want to go to a fast food restaurant or a gas station convenience store and you’re gonna want to order a soda or slushie or whatever in the biggest cup size they’ve got. you’re not gonna believe how big it is. trust me on this Big Beverage will change your life

face makeup is evil. i don’t care. like eyeshadow can be a fun and creative thing and it’s not like anybody is going to think you genuinely have purple eyelids but face makeup that’s made to look “natural” just ends up making you think your normal skin is something to be covered up and distorts your perception of your face. the whole “it makes ppl more confident!” thing is a lie because it’s not that the makeup itself is making you feel confident it’s that it creates an association with confidence and the results of that is you end up hating your face which is the opposite of building your self-confidence.

i keep getting (and blocking lol) comments like “let people do what they want with their appearance!!!” on this post when like that’s literally my point makeup should be a thing you wear because you feel like you want to be creative and fuck it why not have black eyelids and purple lips today. foundation and contouring and colour correcting that look “natural” are the opposite of that! you’re not doing it because you want to you’re doing it because you feel like your face is lacking without it after wearing it for so long and makeup companies prey on that. it’s a good business model because a foundation bottle is something you’re gonna have to replace once a year if you wear it every day but eyeshadow and lipstick will last you several years even with daily use like i’m a goth i wear heavy black eyeshadow on my eyelids every time i do my makeup and i haven’t had to replace it in years. “but foundation helps people go out in public because they have low self-confidence!” is a myth, and just because it’s a coping mechanism doesn’t mean it’s a good one like it will in the long run make you think your naked face is lacking which is fucked up because it’s your FACE. there’s nothing wrong with it and the industry that is selling you the foundation that “empowers” you is actively working to make sure you need to be empowered 

“let’s totally erase cultural makeup!! you’re evil and mean!” i know the reading comprehension on this site is low but come on you know that’s not what i’m talking about at all. ah yes the ancestral and sacred practice of contouring your face and covering every single blemish you’ve ever had because god forbid someone sees you have acne like a real human person

@saintcolumbiformes

doing things smarter not harder is for chumps. the real ones do it dumber and more difficult

*through clenched teeth* All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

Afflicted with a terrible condition called Making A Face When I Dislike Something, which makes me somewhat unpopular at department stores.

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do