And We're Starting at the End

a californian but there’s something just a bit wrong and spooky about her. call that an uncanny valley girl

with the way high school positions you to think that you need to decide on the rest of your life as a seventeen year old i think troy bolton was well within his right to be flinging himself across walls and visualising hundreds of basketballs falling from the sky to attack him and shit

I love one year olds. They can turn the pages in their little board books, they understand holding the book - usually upside down - and looking at what’s on the page. And then every once in a while, they take a little nibble. Just because.

what if everyone had plantsonas. I'm kudzu

i run for president and make maga-reminiscent hats & shirts but instead of ‘maga’ it says ‘ptipla’ for ‘plant trees in parking lots again’

You can tell apart the right wingers who want to better this country from the "right-wingers" who are just vengeful haters by how they react when they hear about residents of Seattle or Portland or LA trying to improve anything.

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

All Nara baby formula is officially recalled, if you know any moms using it I’d recommend forwarding the info🫶 the families I know who use it had not heard of the recall!! There are plenty of steps to get refunds through the manufacturer and various retail stores :)

As of June 12, 2026