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a californian but there’s something just a bit wrong and spooky about her. call that an uncanny valley girl

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I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now
THESE DAYS IVE GOT EXPECTATIONS
live footage of me listening to expectations (2026)

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i love you rice with some bullshit
i have a story for you, tumblr. last year my coworkers and I were riding in a golf cart at a music festival passing out drinks to people, because the festival had been cancelled that day and everyone was trying to make the best of a bad situation. after some time we spot a guy on the other side of the road dressed as lord farquaad, walking alone. we yell, “LORD FARQUAAD! DO YOU WANT A DRINK??” dude yells an affirmative, walks into the road without looking, gets hit by a fucking car, and goes flying.
I really need you to picture a lord farquaad being dummy yeeted into the air by an incoming vehicle while a golf cart of inebriated, glitter and mud plastered coworkers are full-on horror movie screaming together. before we can even process this, lord farquaad gets up like 🤪 how bout that drink?? completely okay, utterly unphased, red hat and bob wig still locked the fuck in. we check on him several times, all talking over each other, and while he’s calmly and pleasantly assuring us he’s fine, he passes each one of us a tiny jesus figurine. he bestows a “god bless you all” and then resumes his jaunt, drink in hand.
after that we drove in total relieved hysterics, the kinda laughter that only happens when you narrowly avoided catastrophe. and i have NO idea if the driver that hit him even said a word because my entire consciousness in that moment was farquaad, there was only farquaad. I hope that he reads this one day and knows that he is STILL talked about and regarded as some sort of festival cryptid. we are blessed indeed
GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!
Being a woman during the Beatles craze must have been crazy.
Imagine this band of ugly guys starting out as “untalented Brits drive women hysterical for no good reason” and then watching men be like “actually this is ours now it’s not for ladies this is good music women can’t understand” in less than half a decade.
I think I would have started shooting.
Even not liking the Beatles, living through that would have made me violent.
Men will say things like “women choose bad careers” “women choose bad hobbies” etc etc and then take things women love and are good at and kick them out of the club and put a giant “no girls allowed” sign on it and we’re supposed to just pretend that shit doesn’t happen on the regular.
“Too many girls do this thing, it’s not cool anymore” and that thing is computer science. Nursing. Getting a law degree. Becoming a biologist. Knowing how to read and write.

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BEACH DAY BEACH DAY BEACH DAY
I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.
“I saw her last name was Jewish - and I’m Jewish, so when I corrected the email I told her Shabbat Shalom with a smiley face — this was the very beginning of the emoticon era, you understand. She had a watermark of a dog rescue at the bottom of her email, and I love dogs, so I found her website and there she was — all these videos of her rehabilitating dogs and talking about the organization. I fell in love with her just from those videos.”
😭😭😭
“I asked if we could meet for coffee, told her I was looking for volunteer opportunities — which was halfway a lie — and she said ‘okay, but just so you know I have a boyfriend, so this is strictly business,’ and I was so disappointed, but I did want to meet her. We sat in that coffeeshop until they turned the lights out on us, and she broke up with her boyfriend the next day.”
MULTIPLE people in the notes have told me how important these tags are to them so here’s to keeping it in the main post.
Honeymoon by Joseph Christian Leyendecker
Vivianne (Angelica Huston) Blue multi-colored dress. The Mists Of Avalon (2001). Costume by Carlo Poggioli, James Acheson.

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Evening dress by House of Worth, 1896. Palais Galliera.