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a californian but thereās something just a bit wrong and spooky about her. call that an uncanny valley girl

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cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me iām wiggling
still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people whoĀ see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great
imagine having hatred in your heart for this beast
this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like āI like coyotes I think theyāre coolā and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up Iām trying. To enjoy animal
i know that i'm a handful, baby, uh!

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Painted some winter themed animals āļø
timelapses
gen z deadbeat father who left to get oat milk and a vape
Clevelandās āTraffic Guardiansā
ROSAMUND PIKE photographed by Grace Difford for GQ Hype (2026)
a sore throat is the dumbest immune system response ever. like oh yeah, there's a germ! gotta defend the body against it! let's make it unbearably painful to eat and drink, two of the most necessary things for survival!

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just in case anyone forgot how wildly colorful Georgian interiors could be, even among the working class to the wealthy:
and EVEN WHEN things were more muted/neutral, the neutrality was OFFSET by ACCENT COLORS and HIGH CONTRAST between the wood tones and everything ELSE
ALSO AMERICAN COLONIAL INTERIORS POPPED OFF, Y'ALL (IN TERMS OF COLOR/COZINESS)
PEOPLE USED WHITEWASH AND COLORFUL TRIM OR EVEN JUST COLORFUL FURNITURE IF THEY COULD AFFORD TO DO SO
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON FRENCH AND BRITISH AND AMERICAN WALLPAPERS
"ELIZABETH" YOU CRY, "WHY ARE YOU BEING SO EXTRA THIS MORNING?! IT'S MONDAY"
Because, my friend, my war on GREIGE will NEVER end.
Historic interiors were filled with LIFE and LIGHT and COLOR. ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.
Part of the reason we don't see a lot of textile art is because, frankly, textiles tend to degrade over time - especially ones that had utility! And yes, pigments and weaving and dying all boosted the expense of things, when we were finally reliably block-printing fabrics and broad reams of paper, it was no longer just the wealthy who could afford pretty patterns!
In the Americas, a far wider variety of pigments also became available because of the abundance of... well, a shitton of flora and minerals, some of which weren't as common in Europe.
WHY THE HIGHLIGHTER COLORS? you ask.
CANDLES.
Those colors reflect candlelight and natural sunlight REALLY WELL.
Humans LOVE bright colors, it's NOT just a thing for kids. We live in a brilliant, vibrant, multifaceted world. We ALWAYS have.
(STOP MAKING YOUR HISTORIC SIMS 4 BUILDS BE BLAND. STOP IT.)
Not a Sims guy, but I love this Aesthetic.
Nothing thrums warmth back into my tepid heartstrings like a fellow greige hater. I didnāt realize how common it was until I recently looked into getting new furniture. Never did I have to walk out of store from rage before.
There's an Amish furniture place near me that has a beautiful set of indigo leather living room furniture.
I want it, especially the arm chairs, but they'd be like 10k for the full set.
Iām gonna rewatch the musical for the second time some other day, but hereās the stuff I loved from the first rewatch:
Phoebus and Clopin interactions pleasantly surprised me. Clopin interactions in general! Loved that he got more screen/stage time. LOVE that Clopin hates his ass, he was ON SIGHT when Phoebus stepped in the Court of Miracles (cheering for him)
I LOVE EVERY ESME AND CLOPIN MOMENTS AUGFH. Love that all their scenes together is just Clopin being stressed out asf for her wellbeingš
Exhibit A: Clopin helps her escape the guards after helping Quasimodo.
Exhibit B: Cockblocking Phoebus (deserved)
And yet for all the troubles that followed Esmeralda, he doesnāt leave her behind (I will proceed to be extremely normal about this.)
I love the Top of the World smmš I didnāt like it at first when I was just listening to it, I didnāt know the scene had moments of Esmeralda learning sign language from Quasimodo while they were singing AUGFH THEYāRE SO SWEET.
Though I have to say, I prefer the scene in Disney when Esmeralda gave the necklace to Quasimodo in case he needed a place to take refuge instead of the musical where she gave the necklace much later, so Quasimodo could help Phoebus meet her when heās better.
Love the extended exchanges between Esmeralda and Frollo. Their scene was like a heavy weight in contrast to the lighthearted moment after Top of the World. Frollo impressively hit the ableist-pedo-sexist-racist quadruple combo in one scene by saying (1) he sees Quasimodo nothing more than a child, (2) Esmeralda refutes and he responds by saying he ALSO sees her as a child (while also lusting for her), and (3) claims Esmeraldaās soul is unclean because sheās Romani and didnāt want to be saved (when really, she just called him out for being a creepš¤®)
Idk why the The Court of Miraclesā melody was changed, it kinda sounds much more cartoony than the disney version? Thatās the only thing Iām sad about in the soundtrack (and maybe some parts of Topsy Turvy but I get the changes).
Also kinda sad about āwhy invite their calumny and consternationā being changed into āwhy invite their curses and consternationā because the og flowed better + it was the exact words Frollo used in the book.
Rest and Recreation is so good and it became even better when I realized that leitmotif WAS used in the film as Phoebusā leitmotif (while listening to Paris is Burning), and they turned it into a full song for him.
The stagecraft of this musical still BLOWS me away. Like the slo-mo part in Rhythm of the Tambourine I paused and rewinded bc HOW IS THAT FABRIC SUSPENDED IN MOTION?? Until I saw that someone gave Esmeralda a different stiff prop of the shawl before she climbed on the stage. The sudden change in lighting giving spotlight to Esmeralda and the three men helped get into the feel of hearing their thoughts. Very smooth transition.
I know itās a common stagecraft to clap your hands to fake slap but it felt so real when Frollo slapped Quasimodo, I literally gasped bc I did NOT remember Frollo being physical in the play on my first watch. Heās also openly more racist, it shocked me.
They used the trick again when the crowd was throwing rotten produce at Quasimodo at the pillory. No props, just shared delusion (theatre in a nutshell). Michael Arden did such a good job creating a convincing movement of being hit, the crowd hid the claps well too.
And then we also have this magic:
Orange light on a fabric, actors flapping it to create a wavy movement, some smoke effect - boom, molten lead.
Oh my goddd the scene where Esmeralda was imprisoned still makes me cry. Itās still as visceral and uncomfortable as ever. Ciara Reneeās scream is so haunting.
This line fucks me up so bad. The way her voice cracked when she said she didnāt feel very brave. Sheās been nothing but brave the whole time. So hard to watch.
Cue The Waterworks when it transitioned to Someday. Heartbreaking, haunting, hopelessly hopeful even at her lowest moment. Iām so unwell.
(Also side note: set design is CRAZY for making the space feel like a cage when the only implication of bars are the very same railing prop just propped vertically to act as prison bars. Lighting does a good job of making the stage feel desolate. Lighting is so so important)
And ofc, the best parts of the Finale (which is every part btw):
I lock in when āLibera me domine de morte aeternaā comes the fuck on. So fucking HYPE.
The whole Salutaris verse. Not gonna expound on it bc itās so good I cant
I do miss the very high soprano part in āIn excelsisā tho but FUCK THAT WHOLE VERSE ASCENDED ME TO HEAVENāS GATES IN BOTH FILM/MUSICAL VERSIONS. Nothing will top the dopamine the Sanctuary ost gives me.
Phoebus and Clopin rallying the people! As much as I pettily dislike Phoebus, I love his parts in every song heās in. He gets the best parts like wth annoying asf/j. I love that he took Esmeraldaās hopes and prayers to the heart, he sang God Help the Outcasts in Esmeralda and Someday in Finale.
I LOVE that they included Clopin here. I donāt know if I recall correctly but wasnāt he the one who originally rallied the people in the book? As much as Iād love it to be him in the musical also, it makes sense why they had to change it to Phoebus.
MADE OF STONE REPRISE IS SO FUCKJNG HYPE. Notre Dame herself literally hyping my man UP. YEAH GO FUCK THEM UP QUASI!!š„
I didnāt realize it was Florika and Jehan who sang āthe wicked shall not go unpunishedā until I read the lyrics (clenching my chest)
āThe world is cruel, the world is ugly, but there are times and there are people where the world is not. And at its cruelest itās still the only world weāve got.ā 28 STAB WOUNDS.
Phew got that out of my chest. Canāt wait to rewatch this again
i love this gif its like hes really here listening to the music with me
if theres one thing that really pissed me off from my 3 years of architecture i took in high school it's learning about how we used to have all these little techniques to maximize or minimize heat or warmth and now we just merrily abandoned all those to have the same copypaste style buildings everywhere that are often INCREDIBLY unoptimized to the local weather and climate so we can just throw more money at our heating and cooling bills
where i live it is hot as balls approximately 80% of the year. i do not want a massive butt-ugly grey mcmansion with a huge echoey open-concept kitchen-livingroom-foyer-diningroom-staircase that has huge windows so i can have an hvac unit the size of a barge heaving and straining to keep it at a constant 72 the grees. i want a north indian traditional style home with small windows to force the airflow to cool, decorative grates to limit the amount of sunlight, and a COURTYARD with a POND *smashes unspecified large object*
I hate learning about instances of "oh yeah we know how to do that, we just don't".
FUCKING DEVASTATING
The hatemail game on this website is insane

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Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.
proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...
like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear
I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.