My favourite form of humour on this site is the panneau of a banal, non-sexual, everyday circumstance acted out by traditional caricatures borrowed from popular BDSM roleplay
*comes home from the store to find my anxious puppyboy BF chewing a hole in my sofa because I didn’t leave the TV on for him to make it feel like someone was in the house*
MFW I’m doing my very best to trot like a good pony but my mistress approached me from behind without warning so I reflexively kicked her in the head with my powerful hooves and now she’s on concussion protocol 🐎💃
Boyfriend comes home with handcuffs and a badge pins u to the wall and says u have been a very naughty boy but he failed to identify himself as law enforcement prior to entry and will not state the purpose of his presence so u call the OPCC and file a report of police misconduct
Non-binary catgirl owner dies unexpectedly of natural causes and their catgirl GF has to eat them to survive because she can’t open the lid on the kibble bucket




















