GreenLabCoat

mimes are criminally undersexualized. i will fix it

we should stop calling it doomscrolling. DOOM is awesome and writing scrolls about it probably would be too. dont smear the slayers good name

fuuuck yeah i love leaping. so glad there isnt some other bullshit I have to do first

another cream or ointment will fix me

ive discovered a way to improve all life skills at once without practice. first you need to put on this skirt.

my father was killed by an undiagnosed Saturday. stay safe everyone

fridays at an office job really might the least productive a group of humans can ever be. 2 emails have come in over the last 10 minutes and all 4 of us are dicking around on our phones instead of handling it

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

i think the "Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans" really could play. we just havent tried it enough yet