everything’s coming up lucy

finally finding a fat masc with tattoos who still drinks on hinge 😃😃 she’s catholic, has no political affiliation listed, and her bio says not to go out with her if you hate all cops 🤢🤢

anyone who wears daily facial sunscreen. wtf are yall using that doesn’t feel awful and oily and smell like you’re on a beach and also sting your eyes like crazy whenever you dare to touch your face?

just saw recent footage of cynthia erivo and almost cried with relief oh my god

like rationally you’d think that it’s super unlikely for anyone to meet a “soulmate” or really ever be sure about someone being “the one” but my straight friends are all getting married to people they’re perfectly happy with and my gay friends are all deeply in love and moving in with their perfect chosen partners and have no doubts whatsoever and meanwhile i can’t even have a decent date so like i’m starting to think there’s just something wrong with me specifically

i need to be loved this isn’t funny anymore

ashley johnson really is going around dressed like the fourth member of boygenius

i stay shipping vex/zahra idgaf

GLP-1s need to die already i cant do this anymore