This Is Not My Beautiful House

JFK Theory: when everyone blinked because of the loud gunshot, that's when the swordsman made his move

pissing is actually a trauma response to drinking water

weather so nice i've decided to free a hostage

we all talk a big game on here but the honest truth at the end of the day is that if i saw slenderman i would be really scared

happy holiday to those who celebrate

Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile

How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus

The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate