no one touches my mitchy

you're my dad and to some extent my wife

one hrpfer's babygirl is another hrpfer's daddy dom

I meant this in a hater way

it’s not gay if your girlfriends are watching

what is the edmonton polycule

my hottest take is we need more overt cheating in our rpf. too much 'what if they were both single' or 'what if they were in a polycule/open relationship and their significant others were okay with it.' no we need more homewrecking. i want these people to feel so guilty they feel like they're gonna hurl but sleeping with somebody else anyway because they can't resist and their desire outweighs the guilt. i want to walk away from a fic with my opinion of somebody slightly lowered even though i know its not real like when you have a dream about someone doing something bad. i want that man coming home from [redacted]ing his best friend's [redacted], kissing his partner on the lips knowing they would hate them for what they just did if they knew. have some fun with it.

these are real people and not fictional characters what the fuck

I think real people should cheat on each other for my entertainment now what

being obsessed with a hockey player is just like i love my Some Fucking Guy thats my baby his name is Some Guy i love you Some Guy i see you in every sunset Some Guy

some of you guys are reblogging this post and the Some Guy youre talking about is sidney crosby. respectfully that is not Some Guy. thats sidney crosby. youre not appreciating the spirit of Some Guy

man you people are hopeless. macklin celebrini is not Some Guy either

being a male professional athlete is an ontological sin the weight of which can only be balanced by having the sports rpf bloggers do some truly heinous shit to you in the google docs

the christian veneration of the lamb has always been terrifying to me in ways i can’t explain

here’s this figure that is vulnerable and easily abused and what’s admirable about it is that it doesn’t fight back and it doesn’t try to defend itself and it’s suffering is noble because it just sits there and takes it. pain is beautiful when you surrender to pain, suffering is godly when you don’t question or try to protect yourself and survival is ugly… like it is just me or is anybody else’s fucking skin crawling rn!!