And not a single fuck was given that day

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

Drinking alone is very regal. disheveled dress and hair. slumped over on the throne. empty look in the eyes. come and swear fealty to the unstable princess

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

not to be a pedantic hater but i wish tumblr accent wasn't the commonly used term to describe tumblrina typing quirks and phrases bc that is Not an accent it's a dialect!!

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

kills myself in a fresh and stylish way that subverts expectations while being a clear love letter to the genre

“why do you rb and add to your own posts” i’m talking to myself

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army