And not a single fuck was given that day

"Society as we know it is at risk" yay wahoo yipee hip hip hooray!

The difference between 1/2 cup of rice and 1 cup of rice is like 18 cups of rice

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

this fucking paper is gonna kill me

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

to be completely honest *starts lying

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.

good thing they're hidden from god and the devil