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i hate when people say “tell me about yourself” like bitch my personality changes with whatever book i’m reading because i absorb the personality of the protagonist idk what to tell you

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

Signal boosting for my fellow pannies out there❤️❤️

oh man, the fake flag is so fucking ugly, muted colors just like the boring personality of whoever created it

ok not to be That Person but please, please rb. its incredibly important for us pan folk that our flag doesnt get erased

reblog if its friday and you made it

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

remember: your feelings of inadequacy are often projection and not reality

lost it at “little womb nuggets” this is gold

Thank you @qualitybullshit for

that was great tbh

You’re the town’s superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town’s supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn’t anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor.

finally, a realistic sibling relationship in the media

Guys I’m going to make a hot take

The whole “I wish I could be with a woman, but instead I’m stuck with my stupid, gross husband/boyfriend” sentiment I see repeated in bi circles is just the “progressive” queer version of the boomer “I hate my wife” jokes

if he’s stupid and gross you should leave him and if he isn’t you’re just being cruel for internet points and he should leave you

t-shirt that says “i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks”

Booty shorts that say “and then I don’t do them”

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, TIRED, or REALLY WANT SOME TOAST

all of the above