i'll believe in anything.

when you hear a trans man saying he likes 80s movies, you know you'll hear some weird shit. green liquids. guy chopping his arm off with a chainsaw. talking evil plant. gay ass vampires. what the fuck

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

Billionaires and their apologists.

i think im just not worth getting close to

if you are seeing these words you are now free from the shame spiral. hope that helps, love u 🫶

lightening struck the capitol building on new years eve... not any kind of omen or anything

To be precise, lightning struck the Capitol Building and the Washington Monument (both in Washington D.C.) and the Empire State Building.

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo