Found a scholarly article on the Uttar Khand whose thesis is basically, “This is a shitty crackfic sequel and you should feel bad for pretending it’s canon.” Link in the reblogs.

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This! Not in the least because, both these episodes, which the Uttar Kand pushes so heavily are….completely out of line with the interests of the rest of the poem. (Plus, I mean, the Valmiki backstory—though there is another that gives him a sage for a dad—that I’m most familiar with is that he used to be a hunter/thief before meeting Narada, and so this seems—somewhat at odds, to me. (Plus, there’s certainly other parts of the Ramayana that seem to be added in later; see, the age debate and the Jabali-rebuttal issue.)

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

sex with a guy who gave you a big head start and mocks you about it after he’s caught you anyway

sex with a guy who wants to watch your brain kick down a few notches when he pins you down like you’re a prey animal that knows it’s done running

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂