The Horns are Real

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

thinking about shane who in his late 30’s discovers that he might be autistic and kind of freaks out about it because he’s already the gay hockey player and the asian hockey player he doesn’t also want to be the autistic hockey player with all the negative stereotypes it comes with but he finally confides in ilya one day and says i think i might have autism and ilya gives him a soft look and says yes i think maybe you do and at first shane gets a little angry at ilya because why does it seem like you knew? how did you know? why didn’t you tell me? and ilya says because i think you deserve to figure out how you feel without me plantning ideas in your head and no matter what you would still be my shane, trying to be all sweet about it and shane gives him a careful look and asks is that why you haven’t turned on the overheard light in 2 years and ilya sighs and nods

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.

good thing they're hidden from god and the devil

You thought *you* were doomed by the narrative? lmao it's not even your narrative loser. you don't get to have a narrative

as soon as tumblr realizes that “experiencing discomfort” isn’t the same as being victimized it is OVER for complex narratives

you are right and you should say it.

a rogue SecUnit will see a group of scientists and be like “is anyone going to protect them?” and not wait for an answer

the romance of hand-plotting. this guy looked at the numbers and drew each of those dots manually, and the image emerged. we can only imagine how he felt

I am wildly more obsessed with this than I expected to be

Color By Numbers but the original artist is the sky itself

not even joking this is one of the worst possible changes that i could've reasonably conceived of to happen to video games.