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aprilbrowines

THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!

KOSA IS MOVING FORWARD IN THE HOUSE!

It's part of a package called the KIDS Act, filled with digital ID and age verification and censorship!

MAKE THOSE PHONES RING!! CALL YOUR HOUSE REPRESENTATIVES ALL WEEK

202-224-3121 i HIGHLY encourage everyone to read the bills in the KIDS Act, because you will be doing more than 95% of people who read and introduce these bills

thisrobothasnosoul

All of the bad internet bills. One website.

berlynn-wohl

Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that

Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that

Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that

allaark

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

berlynn-wohl

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

lliveonthesunn

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

sottopressione1

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fiore-firelily

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

homunculus-argument

As a heads up, and you don’t have to do anything with this information, gone with the wind is KKK propaganda. It’s a read that’s probably worth it to understand what they think is going on in the world, or what they think should be, but it is straight up and down KKK propaganda

Thank you for your concern, but I'm an adult. I am well aware that a book that does its best to paint the confederacy and the daughter of a plantation owner in a sympathetic light is not morally neutral and both does not and should not align with my personal values.

thefisherqueen

I'm going to adapt "thank you for your concern, but I'm an adult" straight up into my vocabulaire. Very useful sentence to wield here on tumblr

quiet-doll

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

#daily meds go in the kitchen #its more convenient and i actually remember to take them there

luntfontanne

deedala

ilya + smiles ⁺₊♡

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lillie-garden

the potion seller discourse is insane. cop walks into a chemist's lab and demands pure undiluted morphine. chemist says hey i don't make this for human consumption. cop insists repeatedly, crying, shitting himself. in no way is the potion seller in the wrong here.

lillie-garden

"the potion seller is an asshole who should have just given the knight the potion!"

you would not last 1 day in customer service

redwaltz

No, see, he's an asshole for not giving the cop the potion to kill himself with.

lillie-garden

See i would absolutely agree with this take but being directly responsible for killing the Knight would tarnish the Potion Seller's name across the kingdom. + the Knight is insisting he's going to die in battle anyways.

lillie-garden

clearly this is why your url is pretend-wizard 🙄 we don't know that the potion seller can't make potions that let knights handle stronger potions, all we know is that the potions that the potion seller does have are too strong. if he is effectively a pharmaceutical supplier, he probably would be supplying to other potion sellers lower down on the chain to sell distilled & diluted versions of his potions. but this, like everything, is simply an inference. with our limited facts at hand, i choose to side with the worker rather than the landed gentry.

helpeverythingiscats

I once made a potion that kills you but the undying one drank it and lived and it ruined my reptutation so now i'm forced to weave small coats for beetle grubs. i cant complain the beetles have good money but now whenever im spotted on the street the peasants mock me and call me beetleboy

lillie-garden

hi beetleboy LOL hows your beetles. loser

helpeverythingiscats

navigoldie

Someone needs to hire a better Etsy witch

despazito

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

tinyyellowflowers-blog

Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.

“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”

“What happens if you add 6+1?”

“SEVEN”

“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>

“IT’S THE SAME!!”

“OK, what’s 7-4?”

“Three?”

“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>

“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”

demiaseranmage

@kaity--did

kaity--did

Children learning that the world exists around them is my favorite thing

magmeter

i imagine a lot of his nightmares go something like this

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valtsv

"sex repulsed hypersexual aromanticism" is tbh maybe the best way i've seen someone put the way ive been feeling lately lmfao. congrats on the privacy but also thanks for posting abt it bc it's nice to know it's not just me :3 im sure we have different circumstances etc etc but um hell yea + i'm sorry that happened lmfao. have a good day happy pride

happy pride to all the people who find themselves through traumatic experiences rather than joyful ones. we're queer too.

cheaphalloweencostume

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

cheaphalloweencostume

okay, we managed to get through the “you can be gay and not have sex” part, and im feeling charitable and i wanna talk about the “do crime” part

so many responses of “its nice that you’re privileged enough to be able to steal from Target willy nilly!” and that’s not at all what this is about. like, yeah, shoplifting and loitering and graffiti and breaking the rules is, obviously, part of “do crime”. but they’re not parts you have to do.

would you help someone get an abortion where it was illegal?

would you help a trans friend get healthcare that had been criminalized?

would you shelter someone fleeing persecution, even if the law said not to?

would you help a gay couple stay together when the state decided their relationship was unlawful?

instead, would you report someone else for breaking the law? will you snitch on your hungry neighbors for stealing food? on your homeless neighbors for sleeping where they’re able?

would you break laws to protect someone you love? a community you love? yourself?

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