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tsunflowers

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

robot-roadtrip-rants

Well now I want a historical romance novel where the woke countess offers fair wages, rotating shifts to provide coverage without excess work, days off, gives clear instructions, offers arbitration on workplace conflicts, punishes workplace abusers, and seriously listens to the household SMEs

robot-roadtrip-rants

this wasn't because she was a product of that time period, it was because she was a queen who understood that the sexiest thing a rich man can do is pay well and treat social inferiors with grace

whitefriartuck

Yup, 100%.

#im due a reread of P&p

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

sarostheghostcat

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

wafflebloggies

moon day is 20th July!!!

silly-jellyghoty

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

sashaforthewin

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

kitsuneofthemist

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

inkyrainstorms

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

oneheadtoanother

tsunflowers

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

robot-roadtrip-rants

Well now I want a historical romance novel where the woke countess offers fair wages, rotating shifts to provide coverage without excess work, days off, gives clear instructions, offers arbitration on workplace conflicts, punishes workplace abusers, and seriously listens to the household SMEs

#jane austen shows you how to do it properly with mr darcy btw

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penny-anna

what the hell is going on

penny-anna

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

penny-anna

Please god it would be so funny

penny-anna

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

penny-anna

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

penny-anna

an important thing to know about Count Binface is that he was previously Lord Buckethead, pictured here with Theresa May in 2017.

Lord Buckethead previously ran against Margaret Thatcher in 1987 and against John Major in 1992. Lord Buckethead ran for the Gremloids party.

Officially all Lord Bucketheads are the same Lord Buckethead who went away for a while and returned; however, it has come to light that Lord Buckethead (1987, 1992) and Lord Buckethead (2017) were two different guys under the bucket.

Following the 2017 general election the original creator of Lord Buckethead (not either of the guys who had worn the costume) asserted his legal rights over the character and 2017 Lord Buckethead acquiesced. and so, Count Binface came into being.

In the 2019 general election Lord Buckethead and Count Binface both ran against Boris Johnson, Binface as an indepent and Buckethead having joined the Monster Raving Looney Party. (NB this Lord Buckethead was a third different guy, not 87/92 Buckethead)

Lord Buckethead won the race (ie, got marginally more votes than Count Binface) but has not stood in an election since whereas Count Binface has been very prolific, running in two mayoral elections, two by-elections, and one further general election in 2024:

theburialofstrawberries

awesome awesome interview with Emily Wilson

theunsubtleknife

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

fiore-firelily

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

mira-mira-0n-the-wall

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juniepuppie

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

paulandersonxo

do nuns have pockets

paulandersonxo

question answered thanks #MediaNun

art-of-thomas-elliott

The ESKATON Art book is now live on kickstarter! This gorgeous hard back art book gathers together traditional paintings, drawings, digital art, original lore and short stories that bring the dark dystopian universe of ESKATON to life. We have lots of freebies exclusive to backers of this campaign as well as a limited edition alternative cover version that wont be available in the shops. Head on over to the page and support the campaign now.

Explore the ESKATON universe, from the brilliant mind and talented hands of Thomas Elliott!

syberfab

The next Black Library novel by Robert Rath is coming.

GUYS HUGE NEWS

historitor-bookshelf

robot-roadtrip-rants

my precise reaction!

#i need to get my shit together and read the first one its been sitting on my bedside table for uh long time

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The first female gardeners employed at London's Kew Gardens. Eleanor Morland, Gertrude Cope and Alice Hutchings. Photographed in 1896.

galedekarios

urgent help: lias

again, i want to preface this again by saying i don't normally make posts like this, but i want to help make these two poor little souls visible to as many people as i can.

i want to thank everyone for sharing jax's post already. it means a lot.

there is another sweet floof in a very similiar position to jax, whose sad, scared eyes have touched me very deeply.

his name is lias:

like jax, he is located in a state-run kill shelter in minsk.

the tierhilfe belarus (link 1 / link 2) is trying to help find lias, jax and others urgently a new home. otherwise they are euthanised.

if you are located in germany and wish to adopt a cat, please consider lias.

lias is:

male

1-2 years old

timid and shy, but he already allows human touch once he feels safe

cat-friendly

contact: [email protected]

please contact them, let them know you're interested.

once approved for adoption, he will travel directly to germany fully vaccinated, microchipped, neutered, and tested for fiv/felv. there is an adoption fee to help support the costs and the work the volunteers do.

just like with jax, i'm willing to help with the adoption fee if there is true interest in adopting him. i just want to help so they can have a life they deserve.

please share if you cannot help directly.

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