Bisexual Disaster

sometimes writing isn’t about talent. sometimes it’s about sitting in your chair and suffering for 45 minutes until a single sentence crawls out of your skull

I've just seen a TV show review describe teen pregnancy as an "adult theme" and I'm sorry but what are we even doing. how is that. how is that a. like it says in the name of the thing that it's

Like the thing is ultimately I believe it really is no biggies. Like hey guys, it’s no biggie.

it's a smallie, even

10 times outta nine you take a look back and turns out it was a smallie

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

music lovers be like “you GOTTA listen to this” and make you hear music

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

do you ever wonder what it would feel like not to be tired

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

im going to explode in the kiln