Bisexual Disaster

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

asbestos knows i’m really really cool and will let me do whatever

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

we could wear respirators. since you want to be such a little bitch about it

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

why was that one thing emo in horton hears a who

look upon my sons and despair

oh thank god that's not a real person i just tagged

They are now

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

Starting to think that gender roles might not be very groovy or shagadelic.

babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about