Bisexual Disaster

Requesting Maxwell's Silver Hammer at the club

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

So many hot minutes when can I get a cold hour

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

49-minute yoda fuck scene

you are the exception

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

Official Post of Massachusetts

those shoelaces you like are about to come back in style

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now