Bisexual Disaster

(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title

(hears a song lyric) wait, i've seen this as an all-lower case fanfiction title

(sees all-lower case fanfiction title) wait, i know this song

the trinity

no worse feeling that going on some subculture fashion clothing website and seeing the size chart runs from extra small to petite to pequeño to microscopique. yeah here at DeathKillFuckShadow Fantastique Cloth Imaginations i think you’ll find that we see the world a bit difference… we have bleak brutal imaginations… what if blood and fangs were COOL… but we cannot in our most tortured imaginations picture a woman who has a stouter frame than the fucking Insulindian Phasmid

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

image: photo of a cat with its front paws on the front bumper of a car. the car has its hood/bonnet up so somebody can work on its engine. caption "inshallah he will fix it 🙏" (prayer hands emoji). end ID.

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

#wounded