Bisexual Disaster

cmon man, think like a , think like a chuuud, act like a woke *trying to corral a medium sized brown mammal into the corner*

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

there's nothing more isolating than knowing that others are having fun without you and you're unable to join because of a lack of one unifying thing that seemingly everybody else but you has access to

is there a casual and cool way to say “i want you so bad that i feel sick” or should i just be quiet

Youre a mollusk and something potentially bad or scary gets inside you what do you do. Make a pearl around it. Okay. okay

LOL but seriously release the hounds

Cis weirdos will contrive "well what if there's a nuclear bomb that detonates if I don't misgender this trans person" hypotheticals as if there isn't a well-understood scenario where you have to misgender trans people already: they're closeted and outing them would put them at risk

I've misgendered lots of trans people because they asked me to, actually. It sucked every time!