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Starting to think that gender roles might not be very groovy or shagadelic.

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birdingbutch

babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

girl-blorbo-polls

If you were handcuffed to your girl blorbo with magical unbreakable handcuffs for 24h, would you be okay with this?

I trust her, I’ll be fine

I trust her, but it’ll be a stressful 24h

It depends on what kind of day we’re having

This is gonna suck…

Other/nuance

Remaining time: 2 days 23 hours

#I trust Buffy but the whole fighting evil might be stressful #I cannot to a bicycle kick into some guys face so I’m not that helpful #but we can bond over fashion and poor dating choices #I think it’d be good for her to have someone around who is just some guy but also like. respects her #sorry now I’m just imagining a self insert fanfic where we hangout

anxeious

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pansyfemme

LMAO and Loam have the same letters. coincedence? or is this another shining truth that earth and soil is joyous and plentiful

thememedaddy

raccoonmilf

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

raccoonmilf

Umm hello??? Do u have the death note @sharkgalaxy????

linolinoing

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

machine-unlearning

Christian splurging on a little treat: Just as God generously feeds the birds of the air and clothes the flowers of the field, he provides me with extra money for a little treat.

Atheist splurging on a little treat: Thanks to my personal skill and hard work, my employer values my labour enough to pay me a large salary, so I in turn can afford to pay others for creating little treats.

Agnostic splurging on a little treat: Nobody knows how much money is in my bank account, but that’s no reason I can’t buy a little treat.

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aetherixs

i have never seen a single 'pirates of the caribbean' film so my friend insisted that i watch the first one with her and i'm obsessed.

the villain’s origin story is that he can’t eat apples anymore. every fight scene plays like a slapstick comedy. two key combat sequences end with our sexy leading men getting boinked on the head. the climax is initiated by one ship firing forks at another ship. everyone is unreasonably hot. plot armor made only of the word “parlay”. the Redcoats are more useless than you could possibly imagine. Elizabeth almost drowns, gets held hostage, and then her entire village is destroyed but the worst part of her day is that a man proposed to her. a crew of skeleton pirates do drag to trojan horse their way into the final battle. truly insane stuff can't wait for more.

probuccalfat

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

probuccalfat

personal agenda. Personal.

argentcochon

probuccalfat

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

officialpenisenvy

jake and logan paul will die by each other's hand outside the city walls of westlake ohio like eteocles and polynices outside the walls of thebes

swagophile

i'm on all of your dnis btw

swagophile

I dont know (or care) What you have on there I'm all of them. I'm forsaken fans dni. I'm object show shippers dni. I'm weirdos/creeps/perverts dni. I'm proshippers dni I'm antis dni I'm adults dni and I'm minors dni. I'm all of them.

constant-sorrow-42

Even Chicago Cubs fans dni?

swagophile

#GoCubs

hotvampireadjacent

Stationed at the Mexican food trucks near my work you know it o7

#deployed at my local diner #and the dive bar with really good fries

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whyenn-reader

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

whyenn-reader

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

etrangere

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

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