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each day i wake up and i push my boulder like my name syphilis

which spice girl are you quiz!!! question one which is your favourite meal: 1. a fancy expensive dinner 2. pink candy 3. gym protein bar 4. ginger 5. something scary

the HOA reminds you to please respect your fellow residents of the powder keg and refrain from giving off sparks

still haven't gotten the pokopia dlc because i think pokopia is like minecraft to me where it's either all i want to play for the foreseeable future or i just can't stick with it at all. i need to wait for my brain to be in the right mode to return

pokemon gay son and pokemon thot daughter coming to switch 2 in 2027

twelve tumblr users stand before me......but i only have eleven photos in my hands. these photos represent the users still in the running to be tumblr's next top blogger

the moon is topping the sun you guys

every few weeks they release another generic shirtless white boy who they claim is an established singer with an existing fanbase and we're meant to believe it

anyway coming home from a wonderful joyous trip and returning to my home life has been a terrible experience so im gonna get drunk at noon about it and make a pizza and plan another trip of some kind and play pokemon or something

i think 99% of my problems would be solved by living in a town or city i swear to god i am so fucking sick of living where i do. spending so much time being able to travel and do stuff and see people and easily obtain things in cities and then coming back home to absolute nowhere and everything going wrong all the time makes me want to explode badly

gonna be so brave and get a little portable tripod for my travels so i can take nice photos of myself even if i have nobody with me and it's going to be lightly humiliating to be that person in public but it's easier than asking strangers and hoping they do a semi decent job