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i want them to make a biopic about me only because i want them to subsequently make a shitty nintendo ds game adaptation of that movie

they should do an episode of come dine with me featuring myself and four of my tumblr followers

baking has resumed yippee i've made cake layers and i have apples that have fallen from our apple tree that i need to use up. it's also nice and cloudy today so i don't have to wrestle the heat so i should get as much done today as i can before the sun comes back and ruins everything

theyre making the snowman do comphet in the new frozen

thinking about the cunty animated russian sisters

made your nan finish so hard last night she unlocked the ability to play as luigi

completely replacing the word compilation in my vocabulary with cumpilation in all contexts and never addressing it

saddest thing that ever happened to me was i lost my pink wooden fan on the way to efteling probably just off the bus outside the park and at the end of the day when we were leaving i found two broken pieces of a pink wooden fan on the ground outside. someone mutilated my baby and left parts of the corpse for me to find

pussy 2 for sexbox will not be receiving a physical media release

each day i wake up and i push my boulder like my name syphilis

which spice girl are you quiz!!! question one which is your favourite meal: 1. a fancy expensive dinner 2. pink candy 3. gym protein bar 4. ginger 5. something scary