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made your nan finish so hard last night she unlocked the ability to play as luigi

completely replacing the word compilation in my vocabulary with cumpilation in all contexts and never addressing it

saddest thing that ever happened to me was i lost my pink wooden fan on the way to efteling probably just off the bus outside the park and at the end of the day when we were leaving i found two broken pieces of a pink wooden fan on the ground outside. someone mutilated my baby and left parts of the corpse for me to find

pussy 2 for sexbox will not be receiving a physical media release

each day i wake up and i push my boulder like my name syphilis

which spice girl are you quiz!!! question one which is your favourite meal: 1. a fancy expensive dinner 2. pink candy 3. gym protein bar 4. ginger 5. something scary

the HOA reminds you to please respect your fellow residents of the powder keg and refrain from giving off sparks

still haven't gotten the pokopia dlc because i think pokopia is like minecraft to me where it's either all i want to play for the foreseeable future or i just can't stick with it at all. i need to wait for my brain to be in the right mode to return

pokemon gay son and pokemon thot daughter coming to switch 2 in 2027

twelve tumblr users stand before me......but i only have eleven photos in my hands. these photos represent the users still in the running to be tumblr's next top blogger

the moon is topping the sun you guys

every few weeks they release another generic shirtless white boy who they claim is an established singer with an existing fanbase and we're meant to believe it

anyway coming home from a wonderful joyous trip and returning to my home life has been a terrible experience so im gonna get drunk at noon about it and make a pizza and plan another trip of some kind and play pokemon or something