waving goodbye, with soaring eyes!

my mansion is in fucking shambles. my maids are incompetent and im not convinced they know how dishes work

You sweep them

NO!!!!!!!

Vacuum?

EAT!!!! YOU EAT OFF OF PLATES!!! AND THEN YOU WASH THEM!!!!!!!

ohhh i'm drink them. okay 💛

do NOT SWEEP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

one inch nails: i want to fuck you like .111111... of an animal

a lotta tmes treat the term "tme" the same way really annoying transphobes treat the word "cis"

the level up maiden keeps ignoring everythign i say and just dumping all my souls into dex

im pretty sure she just grabbed my ass.

i sometimes wonder if when making Super Mario 3D World that nintendo choosing for player 4 to be a generic Toad but Blue instead of being a more distinct character people already know was a fumble or if they consciously acknowledged how making the character be someone like Toadette or Daisy would result in half of the cast of player characters being women and well, that would just be too much. be reasonable now

people love the social cantagion/"only contagious mental disorder" model of restrictive disordered eating because it's a very clean comfortable pleasant way to ignore the fact that disordered eating is quite often just the most logical response to being inundated with the message that fatness is morally and medically repugnant, socially unacceptable, sexually repulsive, a fate worse than death -- and you can see this in the very way people express concern for the visibly anorexic, lamenting that they "weren't even that fat" and "didn't even need to lose weight." these are things you will never, ever hear if you're fat and your anorexia almost kills you, btw

like i think that "role modeling" and the glorification of dangerous thinness play a part in this, i do think it's irresponsible to model this behavior for young women, but placing the whole weight of disordered eating as a phenomenon on the shoulders of ariana grande or any similar figure falsely locates the problem within the superstructure. your average teenage girl is being put less at risk by waifish starlets than they are by constant, grinding, "well-meaning" daily fatphobic jabs about food and their weight by their parents, teachers, doctors, siblings, classmates, friends etc. and moreover by the general observation that life is actually made crueler and materially harder for fat people

i don't really care if being fat is "healthy" or not, i just do it because its cute

Besties. It's cute. It's literally cute.