waving goodbye, with soaring eyes!

The "aww cute agere girls" leaving people's bodies when the perma-middle shows up

HLVRAI LIVE IN PERSON! And its just a soldout theatre of people watching wayne in a VR headset talk to himself with no screen to show us what he’s seeing and no speakers so we dont know what he’s hearing.

for $50,000,000 i will stop permanently

your favorite angelpuppy needs help again 😓🫠

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

[Talking to my princess faildaughter after I caught her making pathetic puppy eyes at the maid] Life isn't a swagophile post bitch. You’re getting married to a dude named Gunther

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

transmascvoicesproject is the same as "white lives matter"