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“fire up the gwah machine!’

oh my gwahd

Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids

Birds! They chirp and it’s so beautiful.

Far away cow moos

My best friends singing voice

The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble

I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! They’re not great, but I can finally hear them!

Me playing guitar for the first time. Took the hearing aids out. Not a very good sound… yet

Tree leaves in the wind. I got a little spooked at first because it’s 1 am and I’m alone in the park but it’s a real good sound.

Colored pencils make a real nice scratch noise when I’m drawing. I didn’t know they did that

I forgot to add this is the beginning! But that little sniffing noise that dogs make when they’re smelling the air or the ground? Wonderful!

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

This is the best addition everyone go home

small gestures can be just as touching as big ones. someone remembering your favorite song or holding your hand while walking or just generally being content to exist in your presence because that’s what makes them the happiest

my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it's none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree

Omg the ride I just went on

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

The warm water of the ocean did what now

this just in: stephanie meyers thinks there’s any part of the ocean that’s anywhere close to human body temperature.

It’s the spot where Bella peed

a gun that shoots smaller guns

and the smaller guns shoot knives

Why are the stunts in that shit better than in most action movies of the past decade ?

Passion.

#you work a lot harder on things you actually want to do #versus things you may not want to do but are being paid for

They are probably their own cinematographers in this. Sometimes those big movies have great fight choreography but it’s poorly shot and edited. These fellas know what they’re doing and know how to make it look good.