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When I think of Tarzan, a naked orphaned jungle man raised by apes in the mud and darkness away from society, what comes to mind is of course the smooth soft rock and roll of Phil Collins

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

like what do you MEAN the number 1 sexiest character trait of all time is just kind of offputting and bad for you in real life. next you'll tell me smoking has consequences other than looking like a mysterious badass

Can we normalize not confusing someone's free time with their availability.

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

Praying you have a soft August. You've endured enough.

Something special about puppetry over CGI in a live action movie is that puppets can look like the spirt of a thing instead of the thing itself. Which is incredibly important when the thing itself doesn't physically exist.

When people argue that food from Chinese and Mexican restaurants in the US are not 'real' representations of that culture's cuisine ignore the historical reality that these dishes were developed by diasporic communities striving to recreate the flavors of home with available resources. Such criticism frames adaptation as a loss of authenticity, rather than recognizing it as a sincere and evolving expression of culture by people separated from their homeland.

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

God forbid a girl be both kind and full of rage.

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

The Dutch acronym for autism spectrum disorder is ASS and it takes me off guard everytime I see it

“Why are you watching it again? You already know what happens.” Because The Character is in there, bro. THE CHARACTER