Just Poke It With A Stick

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

I'm addicted to removing inane captions from otherwise good posts

stop it youre SCARING him!!

life…..is a many-faceted thing🚬……….

writing isn’t hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

how are yall gonna share this all and not mention that the muppet with the fraggle rack is named Arieola Borealis

every single addition to this post caused additional psychic damage i hit 0hp at ‘fraggle rack’

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it