Just Poke It With A Stick

[tweet reading: Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas /end ID]

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno