classically sad

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

This reminds me of my corsetmaker days when i found myself searching for "extra thick boning."

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

once i get over it i will be over it

so much nervous, so little system