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Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

Songs you always skip but never take out of the playlist are important parts of the ecosystem they need to be there

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

me when i engage with something that i know is gonna piss me off: wow that pissed me off

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

they should invent a laying in your bed all day that is healthy and good for you.

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information